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Wizard Needs Food, Badly
Wizard needs food, badly
I know that you're probably mad at me
I've come to expect that
You know that you'll never have all of me
You've come to resent that
You say "tomato", I say "video games"
You're acting so solemn
You'll take the precious remote control from me
Do I sound like Gollum?
Not that I'm escaping
You charm me like the flame does moths
It's just that you'd prefer me docile
Like a narcoleptic sloth
The wizard needs food badly
The Voltron can't be incomplete
The things I love, you hate so madly
I must not go down in defeat
In the hunter-gatherer societies
I'd bring home the bacon
Public thought says men should try and be tame
Stirred but not shaken
I say "baseball" then you start to cry
I'm sorry I grieve you
I think a motorcycle's a good way to die
This must bereave you
I know that you try so hard
And I'm not saying it's a sin
It's just that they don't feel my pain
In Vogue or Cosmopolitan
And I'm sure you have your reasons
But listen to me please...
I want the G.I. Joe with the Kung-Fu action grip
I want Nintendo with the extra-graphics-microchip
Tackle football with rocks, and sticks, and knives, and pain
I want a truck with the four wheel drive train
You'd rather see me get good at bookkeepping
I could clean house in the time that I'm not sleeping
I live to serve you, and I don't want to be rude
But you should see that the wizard needs food
Wizard is about to die
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Wizard is about to die
But you should see that the wizard needs food
I live to serve you, and I don't want to be rude
I could clean house in the time that I'm not sleeping
You'd rather see me get good at bookkeepping
I want a truck with the four wheel drive train
Tackle football with rocks, and sticks, and knives, and pain
I want Nintendo with the extra-graphics-microchip
I want the G.I. Joe with the Kung-Fu action grip
But listen to me please...
And I'm sure you have your reasons
In Vogue or Cosmopolitan
It's just that they don't feel my pain
And I'm not saying it's a sin
I know that you try so hard
This must bereave you
I think a motorcycle's a good way to die
I'm sorry I grieve you
I say "baseball" then you start to cry
Stirred but not shaken
Public thought says men should try and be tame
I'd bring home the bacon
In the hunter-gatherer societies
I must not go down in defeat
The things I love, you hate so madly
The Voltron can't be incomplete
The wizard needs food badly
Like a narcoleptic sloth
It's just that you'd prefer me docile
You charm me like the flame does moths
Not that I'm escaping
Do I sound like Gollum?
You'll take the precious remote control from me
You're acting so solemn
You say "tomato", I say "video games"
You've come to resent that
You know that you'll never have all of me
I've come to expect that
I know that you're probably mad at me
Wizard needs food, badly
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| WWizard NNeeds FFood, BBadly |
| izard eeds ood, adly |
| iWzard eNeds oFod, aBdly |
| aizard meeds cood, vadly |
| aWizard mNeeds cFood, vBadly |
| Waizard Nmeeds Fcood, Bvadly |
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| 3izard heeds rood, gadly |
| 3Wizard hNeeds rFood, gBadly |
| W3izard Nheeds Frood, Bgadly |
| dizard jeeds good, nadly |
| dWizard jNeeds gFood, nBadly |
| Wdizard Njeeds Fgood, Bnadly |
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| eizard beeds tood, hadly |
| eWizard bNeeds tFood, hBadly |
| Weizard Nbeeds Ftood, Bhadly |
| sizard Neeeds vood, Baadly |
| sWizard Neds vFood, Bdly |
| Wsizard Needs Fvood, Bdaly |
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| 2izard Nseds dood, Bzdly |
| 2Wizard Nseeds dFood, Bzadly |
| W2izard Neseds Fdood, Bazdly |
| qizard N3eds Foood, Bqdly |
| qWizard N3eeds Fod, Bqadly |
| Wqizard Ne3eds Food, Baqdly |
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| Wiizard Nfeds Fkod, Bsdly |
| Wzard Nfeeds Fkood, Bsadly |
| Wziard Nefeds Fokod, Basdly |
| Wjzard Nreds F9od, Bwdly |
| Wjizard Nreeds F9ood, Bwadly |
| Wijzard Nereds Fo9od, Bawdly |
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| W9zard N4eds F0od, Bxdly |
| W9izard N4eeds F0ood, Bxadly |
| Wi9zard Ne4eds Fo0od, Baxdly |
| Wlzard Ndeds Flod, Baddly |
| Wlizard Ndeeds Flood, Baly |
| Wilzard Nededs Folod, Baldy |
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| Wozard Nweds Fiod, Baxly |
| Woizard Nweeds Fiood, |
| Wiozard Neweds Foiod, Badxly |
| Wkzard Baely |
| Wkizard Baedly |
| Wikzard Nedes Fodo, Badely |
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| W8zard Nesds Fokd, Bafly |
| W8izard Bafdly |
| Wi8zard Neesds Fookd, Badfly |
| Wuzard Ne3ds Fo9d, Barly |
| Wuizard Bardly |
| Wiuzard Nee3ds Foo9d, Badrly |
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| Wizzard Nefds Fo0d, Bacly |
| Wiard Bacdly |
| Wiazrd Neefds Foo0d, Badcly |
| Wiaard Nerds Fold, Basly |
| Wiazard |
| Wizaard Neerds Foold, Badsly |
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| Wisard Ne4ds Foid, Badlly |
| Wiszard Bady |
| Wizsard Nee4ds Fooid, Badyl |
| Wixard Nedds Foodd, Badky |
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