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Poor Fool, He Makes Me Laugh  Il Muto
 
 
People: 
They say that this youth has set my Lady's heart aflame! 
His Lordship, sure, would die of shock 
His Lordship is a laughing-stock! 
Should he suspect her, God protect her! 
Shame! Shame! Shame! 
This faithless lady's bound for HADES! 
Shame! Shame!! Shame! 
 
Carlotta: 
Serafimo - your disguise is perfect. 
Who can this be?  
 
Piangi: 
Gentle wife, admit your loving husband. 
 
My love - I am called to England on affairs of State, 
And must leave you with your new maid. 
Though I'd happily take the maid with me. 
 
Carlotta: 
The old fool's leaving! 
 
Serafimo - away with this pretence! 
You cannot speak, but kiss me in my husband's absence! 
 
Poor fool, he makes me laugh! 
Haha, Haha... 
Time I tried to get a better better half! 
Poor fool, he doesn't know! 
Hoho, Hoho... 
If he knew the truth, he'd never, ever go! 
 
Phantom: 
 
Did I not instruct that Box Five was to be kept empty? 
 
Meg Giry: 
He's here; the Phantom of the Opera ... 
 
Christine: 
It's him 
 
Carlotta: 
Your part is silent, little toad!  
 
phantom: 
A toad, madame? Perhaps it is you who are the toad ... 
 
Carlotta: 
Serafimo, away with this pretence! 
You cannot speak, but kiss me in my ... 
OH! 
Poor fool, he makes me laugh - 
 
Audience: 
Hahahahaha!  
 
Carlotta: 
Croak, croak, croak, croak, croak, croak 
 
Andre: 
Ladies and gentlemen, we apologize, the performance will continue in ten minutes' time ... 
... when the role of the Countess will be played by Miss Christine Daae. 
 
Firmin: 
Meanwhile, we'd like to give you the ballet from Act Three of tonight's opera. 
 
Raoul: 
Are you alright? 
 
Christine: 
Raoul, we're not safe here 
 
Firmin: 
Ladies and gentlemen, please remain in your seats. 
Do not panic. 
 
Andre: 
It was an accident ... simply an accident 
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It was an accident ... simply an accident 
Andre: 
 
Do not panic. 
Ladies and gentlemen, please remain in your seats. 
Firmin: 
 
Raoul, we're not safe here 
Christine: 
 
Are you alright? 
Raoul: 
 
Meanwhile, we'd like to give you the ballet from Act Three of tonight's opera. 
Firmin: 
 
... when the role of the Countess will be played by Miss Christine Daae. 
Ladies and gentlemen, we apologize, the performance will continue in ten minutes' time ... 
Andre: 
 
Croak, croak, croak, croak, croak, croak 
Carlotta: 
 
Hahahahaha!  
Audience: 
 
Poor fool, he makes me laugh - 
OH! 
You cannot speak, but kiss me in my ... 
Serafimo, away with this pretence! 
Carlotta: 
 
A toad, madame? Perhaps it is you who are the toad ... 
phantom: 
 
Your part is silent, little toad!  
Carlotta: 
 
It's him 
Christine: 
 
He's here; the Phantom of the Opera ... 
Meg Giry: 
 
Did I not instruct that Box Five was to be kept empty? 
 
Phantom: 
 
If he knew the truth, he'd never, ever go! 
Hoho, Hoho... 
Poor fool, he doesn't know! 
Time I tried to get a better better half! 
Haha, Haha... 
Poor fool, he makes me laugh! 
 
You cannot speak, but kiss me in my husband's absence! 
Serafimo - away with this pretence! 
 
The old fool's leaving! 
Carlotta: 
 
Though I'd happily take the maid with me. 
And must leave you with your new maid. 
My love - I am called to England on affairs of State, 
 
Gentle wife, admit your loving husband. 
Piangi: 
 
Who can this be?  
Serafimo - your disguise is perfect. 
Carlotta: 
 
Shame! Shame!! Shame! 
This faithless lady's bound for HADES! 
Shame! Shame! Shame! 
Should he suspect her, God protect her! 
His Lordship is a laughing-stock! 
His Lordship, sure, would die of shock 
They say that this youth has set my Lady's heart aflame! 
People: 
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| PPoor FFool, HHe MMakes MMe LLaugh IIl MMuto | 
 | oor ool, e akes e augh l uto | 
 | oPor oFol, eH aMkes eM aLugh lI uMto | 
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| 0oor cool, je jakes je kaugh jl juto | 
 | 0Poor cFool, jHe jMakes jMe kLaugh jIl jMuto | 
 | P0oor Fcool, Hje Mjakes Mje Lkaugh Ijl Mjuto | 
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| loor rool, ue kakes ke oaugh 9l kuto | 
 | lPoor rFool, uHe kMakes kMe oLaugh 9Il kMuto | 
 | Ploor Frool, Hue Mkakes Mke Loaugh I9l Mkuto | 
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| ooor gool, ne nakes ne paugh ll nuto | 
 | oPoor gFool, nHe nMakes nMe pLaugh lIl nMuto | 
 | Pooor Fgool, Hne Mnakes Mne Lpaugh Ill Mnuto | 
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| tool, be Maakes Mee Laaugh ol Muuto | 
 | Por tFool, bHe Mkes M Lugh oIl Mto | 
 | Poor Ftool, Hbe Mkaes Me Luagh Iol Mtuo | 
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| Pkor vool, ge Mzkes Ms Lzugh kl Mhto | 
 | Pkoor vFool, gHe Mzakes Mse Lzaugh kIl Mhuto | 
 | Pokor Fvool, Hge Mazkes Mes Lazugh Ikl Muhto | 
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| P9or dool, ye Mqkes M3 Lqugh 8l M7to | 
 | P9oor dFool, yHe Mqakes M3e Lqaugh 8Il M7uto | 
 | Po9or Fdool, Hye Maqkes Me3 Laqugh I8l Mu7to | 
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| P0or Foool, Hee Mskes Mf Lsugh ul Mkto | 
 | Fol, H Msakes Mfe Lsaugh uIl | 
 | Po0or Fool, He Maskes Mef Lasugh Iul Mukto | 
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| Plor Fkol, Hs Mwkes Mr Lwugh Mito | 
 | Fkool, Hse Mwakes Mre Lwaugh I Miuto | 
 | Polor Fokol, Hes Mawkes Mer Lawugh Il Muito | 
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| Pior F9ol, H3 Mxkes M4 Lxugh Ik M8to | 
 | Pioor F9ool, H3e Mxakes M4e Lxaugh M8uto | 
 | Poior Fo9ol, He3 Maxkes Me4 Laxugh Ilk Mu8to | 
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| F0ol, Hf Makkes Md Lauugh Io Mjto | 
 | F0ool, Hfe Maes Mde Lagh | 
 | Poro Fo0ol, Hef Maeks Med Laguh Ilo Mujto | 
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| Pokr Flol, Hr Males Mw Lahgh Ip Myto | 
 | Flool, Hre Malkes Mwe Lahugh Ipl Myuto | 
 | Pookr Folol, Her Makles Mew Lauhgh Ilp Muyto | 
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| Po9r Fiol, H4 Maoes La7gh Mutto | 
 | Fiool, H4e Maokes La7ugh Muo | 
 | Poo9r Foiol, He4 Makoes Lau7gh Muot | 
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| Po0r Hd Mames Lakgh Mufo | 
 | Hde Mamkes Lakugh Mufto | 
 | Poo0r Folo, Hed Makmes Laukgh Mutfo | 
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| Polr Fokl, Hw Majes Laigh Mu5o | 
 | Hwe Majkes Laiugh Mu5to | 
 | Poolr Fookl, Hew Makjes Lauigh Mut5o | 
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