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As A Rule
Now I'm not, I repeat not anyway a prude
But the sight of two people cavorting on stage
Doing what can only be termed a natural act
Is unless you wear a raincoat only good for a laugh
As a rule, I never smoke while on duty
It just isn't on do I make myself clear
Though at times if there nobody's looking I will
I mean, life's too short and if I didn't smoke I bet
What with the luck that I have
I'd probably die of warty and, that would be that
Who would have thought it was humanly possible
To mate an elephant with a kangaroo
Well as my dear old mother once said in a rage
"Next thing you know they'll have pigs an the stage"
Whoever said blue skies were better than red
Must have been talking from out of his hat
I mean whose ever heard of a blue sky at night
Don't like waiting or suffocating
In over crowded tubes
But I like good wine with my dinner don't you
Yes we do
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Yes we do
But I like good wine with my dinner don't you
In over crowded tubes
Don't like waiting or suffocating
I mean whose ever heard of a blue sky at night
Must have been talking from out of his hat
Whoever said blue skies were better than red
"Next thing you know they'll have pigs an the stage"
Well as my dear old mother once said in a rage
To mate an elephant with a kangaroo
Who would have thought it was humanly possible
I'd probably die of warty and, that would be that
What with the luck that I have
I mean, life's too short and if I didn't smoke I bet
Though at times if there nobody's looking I will
It just isn't on do I make myself clear
As a rule, I never smoke while on duty
Is unless you wear a raincoat only good for a laugh
Doing what can only be termed a natural act
But the sight of two people cavorting on stage
Now I'm not, I repeat not anyway a prude
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