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One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer
Wanna tell you a story,
about the house-rent blues
I come home one Friday,
had to tell the landlady I'd ldone ost my job
She said that don't comfort me,
long as I get my money next Friday
Now next Friday come I didn't have the rent,
and out the door I went
So I go to the landlady,
I said, "You let me slide?
I'll have the rent for you tomorrow.
the next day I don't know"
So she let me slide it on you know people,
I notice when I come home in the evening
She ain't got nothing nice to say to me,
but for five year she was so nice
Lord' she was lovy-dovy,
I come home one particular evening
The landlady said, "You got the rent money yet?",
I said, "No, can't find no job"
Therefore I ain't got no money to pay the rent"
She said "I don't believe you're tryin' to find no job"
"I seen you today you was standin' on a corner,
leaning up against a post"
I said "Yeah But I'm tired, I've been walkin' all day"
She said "That don't confront me,
long as I get my money next Friday"
Now next Friday come I didn't have the rent,
and out the door I went
So I go down the streets,
down to my good friend's house
I said "Look man I'm outdoors you know,
can I stay with you maybe a couple days"
He said "Uh, Let me go and ask my wife"
He come out of the house,
I could see in his face
I know that was no
He said "I don't know man, ah she kinda funny, and all
I said "I know, everybody funny, now you funny too"
So I go back home
I tell the landlady I got a job, I'm gonna pay the rent
She said "Yeah?" I said "Oh yeah"
And then she was so nice,
lord' she was lovey-dovey
So I go in my room, pack up my things and I go,
I slip on out the back door and down the streets I go
She talking all hallering the front rent,
she'll be lucky to get any back rent,
she ain't gonna get none of it
So I stop in the local bar you know people,
I go to the bar, I hang up my coat, I call the bartender
Said "Look man, come down here", he got down there
"So what you want"
One bourbon, one scotch, one beer
Well I ain't seen my baby since I don't know when,
I've been drinking bourbon, whiskey, scotch and gin
Gonna get high man I'm gonna get loose,
need me a triple shot of that juice
Gonna get drunk don't you have no fear
I want one bourbon, one scotch and one beer
One bourbon, one scotch, one beer
But I'm sitting now at the bar,
I'm getting drunk, I'm feelin' mellow
I'm drinkin' bourbon, I'm drinkin' scotch, I'm drinkin' beer
Looked down the bar, here come the bartender
I said "Look man, come down here"
"So what you want?"
One bourbon, one scotch, one beer
No I ain't seen my baby since the night before last,
gotta get a drink man I'm gonna get gased
Gonna get high man I ain't had enough,
need me a triple shot of that stuff
Gonna get drunk won't you listen right here,
I want one bourbon, one scotch and one beer
One bourbon, one scotch, one beer
scratch my back baby
Now by this time I'm plenty high,
you know when your mouth is getting dry you're plenty high
Looked down the bar I say to my bartender
I said "Look man, come down here", he got down there
"So what you want this time?"
I said "Look man, a-what time is it?"
He said "The clock on the wall say three o'clock
Last call for alcohol, so what you need?"
One bourbon, one scotch, one beer
No I ain't seen my baby since a night' and a week,
gotta get drunk man so I can't even speak
Gonna get high man listen to me,
one drink ain't enough Jack you better make it three
I wanna get drunk I'm gonna make it real clear,
I want one bourbon, one scotch and one beer
One bourbon, one scotch, one beer
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One bourbon, one scotch, one beer
I want one bourbon, one scotch and one beer
I wanna get drunk I'm gonna make it real clear,
one drink ain't enough Jack you better make it three
Gonna get high man listen to me,
gotta get drunk man so I can't even speak
No I ain't seen my baby since a night' and a week,
One bourbon, one scotch, one beer
Last call for alcohol, so what you need?"
He said "The clock on the wall say three o'clock
I said "Look man, a-what time is it?"
"So what you want this time?"
I said "Look man, come down here", he got down there
Looked down the bar I say to my bartender
you know when your mouth is getting dry you're plenty high
Now by this time I'm plenty high,
scratch my back baby
One bourbon, one scotch, one beer
I want one bourbon, one scotch and one beer
Gonna get drunk won't you listen right here,
need me a triple shot of that stuff
Gonna get high man I ain't had enough,
gotta get a drink man I'm gonna get gased
No I ain't seen my baby since the night before last,
One bourbon, one scotch, one beer
"So what you want?"
I said "Look man, come down here"
Looked down the bar, here come the bartender
I'm drinkin' bourbon, I'm drinkin' scotch, I'm drinkin' beer
I'm getting drunk, I'm feelin' mellow
But I'm sitting now at the bar,
One bourbon, one scotch, one beer
I want one bourbon, one scotch and one beer
Gonna get drunk don't you have no fear
need me a triple shot of that juice
Gonna get high man I'm gonna get loose,
I've been drinking bourbon, whiskey, scotch and gin
Well I ain't seen my baby since I don't know when,
One bourbon, one scotch, one beer
"So what you want"
Said "Look man, come down here", he got down there
I go to the bar, I hang up my coat, I call the bartender
So I stop in the local bar you know people,
she ain't gonna get none of it
she'll be lucky to get any back rent,
She talking all hallering the front rent,
I slip on out the back door and down the streets I go
So I go in my room, pack up my things and I go,
lord' she was lovey-dovey
And then she was so nice,
She said "Yeah?" I said "Oh yeah"
I tell the landlady I got a job, I'm gonna pay the rent
So I go back home
I said "I know, everybody funny, now you funny too"
He said "I don't know man, ah she kinda funny, and all
I know that was no
I could see in his face
He come out of the house,
He said "Uh, Let me go and ask my wife"
can I stay with you maybe a couple days"
I said "Look man I'm outdoors you know,
down to my good friend's house
So I go down the streets,
and out the door I went
Now next Friday come I didn't have the rent,
long as I get my money next Friday"
She said "That don't confront me,
I said "Yeah But I'm tired, I've been walkin' all day"
leaning up against a post"
"I seen you today you was standin' on a corner,
She said "I don't believe you're tryin' to find no job"
Therefore I ain't got no money to pay the rent"
I said, "No, can't find no job"
The landlady said, "You got the rent money yet?",
I come home one particular evening
Lord' she was lovy-dovy,
but for five year she was so nice
She ain't got nothing nice to say to me,
I notice when I come home in the evening
So she let me slide it on you know people,
the next day I don't know"
I'll have the rent for you tomorrow.
I said, "You let me slide?
So I go to the landlady,
and out the door I went
Now next Friday come I didn't have the rent,
long as I get my money next Friday
She said that don't comfort me,
had to tell the landlady I'd ldone ost my job
I come home one Friday,
about the house-rent blues
Wanna tell you a story,
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| kOne vBourbon, kOne zScotch, kOne vBeer |
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| Onme Bo9urbon, Onme Soctch, Onme Be3er |
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| Ojne Blourbon, Ojne Ojne Breer |
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| Onee Bouurbon, Onee Sdotch, Onee Bder |
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| Ons Bohrbon, Ons Scootch, Ons Bwer |
| Onse Bohurbon, Onse Sctch, Onse Bweer |
| Ones Bouhrbon, Ones Sctoch, Ones Bewer |
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| Ond Bojrbon, Ond Scitch, Ond Berr |
| Onde Bojurbon, Onde Sciotch, Onde |
| Oned Boujrbon, Oned Scoitch, Oned Beerr |
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| Boubron, Scotfch, Beedr |
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