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Barstoned Again
BARSTONED AGAIN
It's got to be noontime somewhere
But out here it's quarter to ten
And I'm well on my way to feeling no pain
Soon I'll be Barstoned again
Barstoned again
Flat on the ground
Doin' nothin' but drinkin' since I got to this town
The porcelain goddess is waitin' for me
Can't decide whether to puke or to pee
I'm sittin' here sippin a cold one
I ought to be working, I know
After all of my dreaming and all of my scheming
Who'da thunk I'd be drunk in Barstow
Barstoned again
Flat on my ass
Doin' nothin' but drinkin' since I quit smokin' grass
So line ‘em up Phill
Pour straight and clean
Point my ass toward the karaoke machine
My baby left town this morning
Got on the 9 o'clock train
My dog got the hiccups
Fell out of my pickup
Now I'm sitting here drowning my pain
Barstoned again
Flat on my face
Somehow I've gotta get out of this place
But happy hour's startin'
The hot dogs are free
And that blonde with the dentures is winkin' at me
Barstoned again
One of these days
Gonna put down the bottle
Come out of this haze
Someday we're gonna break out, but ‘till then
Let's head down to Whoos and get Barstoned again
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Let's head down to Whoos and get Barstoned again
Someday we're gonna break out, but ‘till then
Come out of this haze
Gonna put down the bottle
One of these days
Barstoned again
And that blonde with the dentures is winkin' at me
The hot dogs are free
But happy hour's startin'
Somehow I've gotta get out of this place
Flat on my face
Barstoned again
Now I'm sitting here drowning my pain
Fell out of my pickup
My dog got the hiccups
Got on the 9 o'clock train
My baby left town this morning
Point my ass toward the karaoke machine
Pour straight and clean
So line ‘em up Phill
Doin' nothin' but drinkin' since I quit smokin' grass
Flat on my ass
Barstoned again
Who'da thunk I'd be drunk in Barstow
After all of my dreaming and all of my scheming
I ought to be working, I know
I'm sittin' here sippin a cold one
Can't decide whether to puke or to pee
The porcelain goddess is waitin' for me
Doin' nothin' but drinkin' since I got to this town
Flat on the ground
Barstoned again
Soon I'll be Barstoned again
And I'm well on my way to feeling no pain
But out here it's quarter to ten
It's got to be noontime somewhere
BARSTONED AGAIN
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