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King Of Spain
Once I was the King of Spain, now I eat humble pie
Oh... my unspeakable wife, Queen Lisa, now I eat humble pie
I'm telling you I was the King of Spain, now I eat humble pie
And now I work at the Pizza Pizza
1 2 3 4!
Royalty, lord it looked good on me
Buried in silk in the royal boudoir or going nuclear free
Or playing Crokinole with the Princess of Monaco
Telling my jokes to the OPEC leaders, getting it all on video
Once I was the King of Spain, now I eat humble pie
A palatial palace, that was my home, now I eat humble pie
I'm telling you I was the King of Spain, now I eat humble pie
And now I vacuum the turf at SkyDome
Once he was the King of Spain
I can't wait, I'm lowering interest rates, my people say:
"King, how are you such a genius?
There's a roof overhead
and food on our plates!"
It's laissez-faire, I don't even give a care
Let's make Friday part of the weekend
And give every new baby a chocolate eclair
Once I was the King of Spain, now I eat humble pie
Hey Clinton! Hey Yeltsin! Got problems?
You phone me, now I eat humble pie
I'm telling you I was the King of Spain, now I eat humble pie
Now the Leafs call me up to drive the Zamboni
Once he was the King of Spain
Ladies and Gentlemen, I introduce to you the international orchestra!
Now some of you might be wondering how I came to be living in Canada
after being royalty in Spain. Should I tell them, guys?
Tell us, King!
You see late one night when the palace was asleep
Out of my royal chambers and into the garden I creep
And I wait till the appointed time, when the moon is lighting the pitch
At which point my peasant friend, who looks just like me
Arrives and we make switch!
(gasp)
Prince and pauper, junior and whopper
World made up of silver and copper
Under my own volition, I took a change of position
So next time you drool in the pizza line
Remember, slower pizza's more luscious
The King of Spain never rushes!!!
Once I was the King of Spain, now I eat humble pie
I was lookin' for off-handed ways to improve us, now I eat humble pie
I'm telling you I was the King of Spain, now I eat humble pie
And now I'm jamming with Moxy Fruvous!
Once he was the King of Spain
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Once he was the King of Spain
And now I'm jamming with Moxy Fruvous!
I'm telling you I was the King of Spain, now I eat humble pie
I was lookin' for off-handed ways to improve us, now I eat humble pie
Once I was the King of Spain, now I eat humble pie
The King of Spain never rushes!!!
Remember, slower pizza's more luscious
So next time you drool in the pizza line
Under my own volition, I took a change of position
World made up of silver and copper
Prince and pauper, junior and whopper
(gasp)
Arrives and we make switch!
At which point my peasant friend, who looks just like me
And I wait till the appointed time, when the moon is lighting the pitch
Out of my royal chambers and into the garden I creep
You see late one night when the palace was asleep
Tell us, King!
after being royalty in Spain. Should I tell them, guys?
Now some of you might be wondering how I came to be living in Canada
Ladies and Gentlemen, I introduce to you the international orchestra!
Once he was the King of Spain
Now the Leafs call me up to drive the Zamboni
I'm telling you I was the King of Spain, now I eat humble pie
You phone me, now I eat humble pie
Hey Clinton! Hey Yeltsin! Got problems?
Once I was the King of Spain, now I eat humble pie
And give every new baby a chocolate eclair
Let's make Friday part of the weekend
It's laissez-faire, I don't even give a care
and food on our plates!"
There's a roof overhead
"King, how are you such a genius?
I can't wait, I'm lowering interest rates, my people say:
Once he was the King of Spain
And now I vacuum the turf at SkyDome
I'm telling you I was the King of Spain, now I eat humble pie
A palatial palace, that was my home, now I eat humble pie
Once I was the King of Spain, now I eat humble pie
Telling my jokes to the OPEC leaders, getting it all on video
Or playing Crokinole with the Princess of Monaco
Buried in silk in the royal boudoir or going nuclear free
Royalty, lord it looked good on me
1 2 3 4!
And now I work at the Pizza Pizza
I'm telling you I was the King of Spain, now I eat humble pie
Oh... my unspeakable wife, Queen Lisa, now I eat humble pie
Once I was the King of Spain, now I eat humble pie
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