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Pisco Bandito
In Haliburton near the Lake of Bays
lives a fish from a faraways
He hates the weather but still he stays
He hates the work but he says it pays
He robs the people as they swim and wade
His little piece of the tourist trade
This little fella's really got it made
From May to mid-July
He's Pisco Bandito the bandit fish
If he wants your money, he gets his wish
then he swims away with a mighty swish
Pisco the bandit fish
rrrrrrrow!
ba ba da dop
He left his family down in Mexico (ba ba da dop)
to fly the waters of Ontario (ba ba da dop)
He didn't want to but he had to go (ba ba da dop)
He sends them money every month or so (ba ba da dop)
Swimming beneath the summer sun (ba ba da dop)
or renting videos of Midnight Run (ba ba da dop)
A bandit's life is lots of fun
It's lots and lots of fun
He's Pisco Bandito the bandit fish
If he wants your money, he gets his wish
then he swims away with a mighty swish
Pisco the bandit fish
What is Pisco's favourite thing to rob?
They say he likes apple strudel
What does he do when not on the job?
on the guitar noodle
Shom-sheh-lom-sheh-lom
A nautical Bruce Willis
A modern-day Sevalis
Antonio Banderas
Whoa!
You may think that to steal is wrong
But he's no worse than Jean Valjean
Except he drinks and carries on
And smashes bottles on the neighbor's lawn
ba ba da dop
The oceans and the seven seas (ba ba da dop)
Are filled with many different tales like these (ba ba da dop)
Decent folk like you or me
On the wrong side of the law
He's Pisco Bandito the bandit fish
If he wants your money, he gets his wish
then he swims away with a mighty swish
Pisco the bandit fish
He's Pisco Bandito the bandit fish
If he wants your money, he gets his wish
he swims away with a mighty swish
Pisco the bandit fish
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Pisco the bandit fish
he swims away with a mighty swish
If he wants your money, he gets his wish
He's Pisco Bandito the bandit fish
Pisco the bandit fish
then he swims away with a mighty swish
If he wants your money, he gets his wish
He's Pisco Bandito the bandit fish
On the wrong side of the law
Decent folk like you or me
Are filled with many different tales like these (ba ba da dop)
The oceans and the seven seas (ba ba da dop)
ba ba da dop
And smashes bottles on the neighbor's lawn
Except he drinks and carries on
But he's no worse than Jean Valjean
You may think that to steal is wrong
Whoa!
Antonio Banderas
A modern-day Sevalis
A nautical Bruce Willis
Shom-sheh-lom-sheh-lom
on the guitar noodle
What does he do when not on the job?
They say he likes apple strudel
What is Pisco's favourite thing to rob?
Pisco the bandit fish
then he swims away with a mighty swish
If he wants your money, he gets his wish
He's Pisco Bandito the bandit fish
It's lots and lots of fun
A bandit's life is lots of fun
or renting videos of Midnight Run (ba ba da dop)
Swimming beneath the summer sun (ba ba da dop)
He sends them money every month or so (ba ba da dop)
He didn't want to but he had to go (ba ba da dop)
to fly the waters of Ontario (ba ba da dop)
He left his family down in Mexico (ba ba da dop)
ba ba da dop
rrrrrrrow!
Pisco the bandit fish
then he swims away with a mighty swish
If he wants your money, he gets his wish
He's Pisco Bandito the bandit fish
From May to mid-July
This little fella's really got it made
His little piece of the tourist trade
He robs the people as they swim and wade
He hates the work but he says it pays
He hates the weather but still he stays
lives a fish from a faraways
In Haliburton near the Lake of Bays
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