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King Of Spain (live Version)
Once I was the king of spain (The king of spain, live in Buffalo!)
Oh, my unspeakable wife, Queen Lisa (Don't mention Lisa.)
I'm telling you I was the king of spain! (The king of former cone heads.)
And now I work at the Pizza Pizza!
One! Two! Three! Four!
Royalty, lord it looked good on me
Buried in silk in the royal boudoir or going nuclear free
Or playing Crokinole with the Princess of Monaco
Telling my jokes to the OPEC leaders, getting it all on video
Once I was the King of Spain, now I eat humble pie
A palatial palace, that was my home, now I eat humble pie
I'm telling you I was the King of Spain, now I eat humble pie
And now I vacuum the turf at SkyDome
Once he was the King of Spain
I can't wait, I'm lowering interest rates, my people say:
"King, How are you such a genius?"
"There's a cone on your head.."
"Bonita!"
It's laissez-faire, I don't even give a care
Let's make Friday part of the weekend
And give all of these people a chocolate eclair
Once I was the King of Spain, now I eat humble pie
Hey Clinton! Hey Yeltsin! Got problems?
You phone me, now I eat humble pie
I'm telling you I was the King of Spain, now I eat humble pie
Now the Leafs call me up to drive the Zamboni
Once he was the King of Spain
Ladies and Gentlemen, I introduce to you Stan Makita, and the Players!
(Various skat like sounds)
Now, some of you may be wondering how the King of Spain came to be living in North America
working at these, uh, minimum wage tye jobs.
(How did it happen king?)
Yes, everybody wants to know, don't they?
(Most people.)
And as literary convention would have it, this song has an epilogue,
are you curious about the epilogue?
[Cheers]
Do you want to know? [Tell us king!]
Do you want to know? [Tell us king!]
Do you want to know? [Tell us king!]
Should I tell them then, guys?
(Tell us king!)
You see late one night when the palace was asleep
Out of my royal chambers and into the garden I creep
And I wait till the appointed time, when the moon is lighting the pitch
At which point my peasant friend, who looks just like me
Arrives and we make switch!
[GASP!]
Prince and pauper, junior and whopper
World made up of silver and copper
Under my own volition, I took a change of position
So next time you drool in the pizza line
Remember, slower pizza's more luscious
The King of Spain NEVER rushes!
Once I was the King of Spain
(now I eat humble pie)
I was lookin' for off-handed ways to improve us
(now I eat humble pie)
I'm telling you I was the King of Spain
(now I eat humble pie )
And now I'm jamming with Moxy Fruvous!
Once he was the King of Spain!
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Once he was the King of Spain!
And now I'm jamming with Moxy Fruvous!
(now I eat humble pie )
I'm telling you I was the King of Spain
(now I eat humble pie)
I was lookin' for off-handed ways to improve us
(now I eat humble pie)
Once I was the King of Spain
The King of Spain NEVER rushes!
Remember, slower pizza's more luscious
So next time you drool in the pizza line
Under my own volition, I took a change of position
World made up of silver and copper
Prince and pauper, junior and whopper
[GASP!]
Arrives and we make switch!
At which point my peasant friend, who looks just like me
And I wait till the appointed time, when the moon is lighting the pitch
Out of my royal chambers and into the garden I creep
You see late one night when the palace was asleep
(Tell us king!)
Should I tell them then, guys?
Do you want to know? [Tell us king!]
Do you want to know? [Tell us king!]
Do you want to know? [Tell us king!]
[Cheers]
are you curious about the epilogue?
And as literary convention would have it, this song has an epilogue,
(Most people.)
Yes, everybody wants to know, don't they?
(How did it happen king?)
working at these, uh, minimum wage tye jobs.
Now, some of you may be wondering how the King of Spain came to be living in North America
(Various skat like sounds)
Ladies and Gentlemen, I introduce to you Stan Makita, and the Players!
Once he was the King of Spain
Now the Leafs call me up to drive the Zamboni
I'm telling you I was the King of Spain, now I eat humble pie
You phone me, now I eat humble pie
Hey Clinton! Hey Yeltsin! Got problems?
Once I was the King of Spain, now I eat humble pie
And give all of these people a chocolate eclair
Let's make Friday part of the weekend
It's laissez-faire, I don't even give a care
"Bonita!"
"There's a cone on your head.."
"King, How are you such a genius?"
I can't wait, I'm lowering interest rates, my people say:
Once he was the King of Spain
And now I vacuum the turf at SkyDome
I'm telling you I was the King of Spain, now I eat humble pie
A palatial palace, that was my home, now I eat humble pie
Once I was the King of Spain, now I eat humble pie
Telling my jokes to the OPEC leaders, getting it all on video
Or playing Crokinole with the Princess of Monaco
Buried in silk in the royal boudoir or going nuclear free
Royalty, lord it looked good on me
One! Two! Three! Four!
And now I work at the Pizza Pizza!
I'm telling you I was the king of spain! (The king of former cone heads.)
Oh, my unspeakable wife, Queen Lisa (Don't mention Lisa.)
Once I was the king of spain (The king of spain, live in Buffalo!)
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| KKing OOf SSpain ((live VVersion) |
| ing f pain live ersion) |
| iKng fO pSain l(ive eVrsion) |
| ling kf zpain (llive bersion) |
| lKing kOf zSpain (ive bVersion) |
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| Kling Okf Szpain (ilve Vbersion) |
| oing 9f wpain (kive cersion) |
| oKing 9Of wSpain (klive cVersion) |
| Koing O9f Swpain (lkive Vcersion) |
| ming 0f dpain (oive gersion) |
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| mKing 0Of dSpain (olive gVersion) |
| Kming O0f Sdpain (loive Vgersion) |
| jing lf epain (pive fersion) |
| jKing lOf eSpain (plive fVersion) |
| Kjing Olf Sepain (lpive Vfersion) |
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| iing if xpain (liive Veersion) |
| iKing iOf xSpain (lve Vrsion) |
| Kiing Oif Sxpain (lvie Vresion) |
| Off apain (ljve Vsrsion) |
| Kng O aSpain (ljive Vsersion) |
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| Knig Of Sapain (lijve Vesrsion) |
| Kjng Oc Sppain (l9ve V3rsion) |
| Ocf Sain (l9ive V3ersion) |
| Kijng Ofc Sapin (li9ve Ve3rsion) |
| K9ng Or S0ain (llve Vfrsion) |
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| K9ing Orf S0pain |
| Ki9ng Ofr Sp0ain (lilve Vefrsion) |
| Klng Og Slain (love Vrrsion) |
| Ogf Slpain Vrersion) |
| Kilng Ofg Splain (liove Verrsion) |
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| Kong Ot Soain (lkve V4rsion) |
| Otf Sopain V4ersion) |
| Kiong Oft Spoain (likve Ve4rsion) |
| Kkng Ov Spaain (l8ve Vdrsion) |
| Kking Ovf Spin (l8ive Vdersion) |
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| Kikng Ofv Spian (li8ve Vedrsion) |
| K8ng Od Spzin (luve Vwrsion) |
| K8ing Odf Spzain (luive Vwersion) |
| Ki8ng Ofd Spazin (liuve Vewrsion) |
| Kung Spqin (livve |
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| Kuing Spqain (lie Vesion) |
| Kiung Spaqin (liev Vesrion) |
| Kinng Spsin (libe Vedsion) |
| Kig Spsain (libve |
| Kign Spasin (livbe Verdsion) |
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| Kimg Spwin (lice Ve4sion) |
| Kimng Spwain (licve |
| Kinmg Spawin (livce Ver4sion) |
| Kihg Spxin (lige Vegsion) |
| Kihng Spxain (ligve Vegrsion) |
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| Kinhg Spaxin (livge Vergsion) |
| Kijg Spaiin (life Vetsion) |
| Span (lifve Vetrsion) |
| Kinjg Spani (livfe Vertsion) |
| Kibg Spajn (livee Ve5sion) |
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| Kibng Spajin (liv Ve5rsion) |
| Kinbg Spaijn (live Ver5sion) |
| Kingg Spa9n (livs Vefsion) |
| Kin Spa9in (livse |
| King Spai9n (lives Verfsion) |
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| Kinh Spaln (liv3 Veesion) |
| Spalin (liv3e |
| Kingh Spailn (live3 Veresion) |
| Kiny Spaon (livf Verssion) |
| Kinyg Spaoin Verion) |
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| Kingy Spaion (livef Verison) |
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