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While we're at it, we have a sort of a cowboy song we'd like to do for ya.
This is a song that deals with the rapidly approaching 200th birthday of the
united states of america, ladies and gentlemen.
This is a song that warns you in advance, that next year, everybody
is gonna try and sell you things that maybe you shouldn't ought to buy,
and not only that, they've been planning it for years.
The name of this song is (pardon me), Poofters Froth, Wyoming, Plans Ahead.
Poofters Froth, Wyoming,
March Eleven Sixty-Seven
Take a letter, Miss Abetter
as our pigeons will be homin'.
To our jobbers in Dakota
And to Merwyn, Minnesota
This is merely just a note about
Performance to our quota
Well, we've all come out to show dem,
And the Elks have helped us
Load 'em
Little packets full of jackets
Little rackets, little rackets
Little Poofter-Cloth Appointments
Little Pofter's Froth Anointments
Little hoods, little goods
Little doo-dads from the woods
The entire stock is shipping
Oh our shod is hardly slipping
To the markets of the world
Our wrinkled pennants are unfurled!
T-shirt racks, rubber snacks,
Poster rolls with matching tacks
Yes, a special beer for sports
(and paper cups that hold two quarts)
Everything a nation needs
For making hoopla while it feeds
The trash compactors, small reactors,
Mowers, blowers, throwers & the glowers:
This is Buy-Cent-Any-All Salute(HYULK!)
Two hundred years have gone ka-poot!
Ah but we have been astute!
Signed: Anon. - Wyo. Galoot!
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Signed: Anon. - Wyo. Galoot!
Ah but we have been astute!
Two hundred years have gone ka-poot!
This is Buy-Cent-Any-All Salute(HYULK!)
Mowers, blowers, throwers & the glowers:
The trash compactors, small reactors,
For making hoopla while it feeds
Everything a nation needs
(and paper cups that hold two quarts)
Yes, a special beer for sports
Poster rolls with matching tacks
T-shirt racks, rubber snacks,
Our wrinkled pennants are unfurled!
To the markets of the world
Oh our shod is hardly slipping
The entire stock is shipping
Little doo-dads from the woods
Little hoods, little goods
Little Pofter's Froth Anointments
Little Poofter-Cloth Appointments
Little rackets, little rackets
Little packets full of jackets
Load 'em
And the Elks have helped us
Well, we've all come out to show dem,
Performance to our quota
This is merely just a note about
And to Merwyn, Minnesota
To our jobbers in Dakota
as our pigeons will be homin'.
Take a letter, Miss Abetter
March Eleven Sixty-Seven
Poofters Froth, Wyoming,
The name of this song is (pardon me), Poofters Froth, Wyoming, Plans Ahead.
and not only that, they've been planning it for years.
is gonna try and sell you things that maybe you shouldn't ought to buy,
This is a song that warns you in advance, that next year, everybody
united states of america, ladies and gentlemen.
This is a song that deals with the rapidly approaching 200th birthday of the
While we're at it, we have a sort of a cowboy song we'd like to do for ya.
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