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Harold The Barrel
News:
A well-known Bognor restaurant-owner disappeared
early this morning.
Last seen in a mouse-brown overcoat,
suitably camouflaged,
they saw him catch a train.
Man-in-the-street:
"Father of three its disgusting"
"Such a horrible thing to do"
Harold the Barrel cut off his toes and he served them all
for tea
"Can't go far", "He can't go far".
"Hasn't got a leg to stand on"
"He can't go far".
Man-on-the-spot:
I'm standing in a doorway on the main square
tension is mounting
There's a restless crowd of angry people
Man-on-the-council:
"More than we've ever seen.
- had to tighten up security"
Over to the scene at the town hall
The Lord Mayor's ready to speak
Lord Mayor:
"Man of suspicion, you can't last long, the British Public
is on our side"
British Public:
"Can't last long", "You can't last long".
"Said you couldn't trust him, his brother was just the same"
"You can't last long".
Harold:
If I was many miles from here,
I'd be sailing in an open boat on the sea
Instead I'm on this window ledge,
With the whole world below
Up at the window
Look at the window...
Mr.Plod:
"We can help you"
Plod's Chorus:
"We can help you"
Mr. Plod:
"We're all your friends, if you come on down
and talk to us son"
Harold:
You must be joking
Take a running jump
The crowd was getting stronger and our Harold
getting weaker;
Forwards, backwards, swaying side to side
Fearing the very worst
They called his mother to the sight
Upon the ledge beside him
His mother made a last request.
67-yr-old Mrs Barrel:
"Come off the ledge if your father were alive he'd be very,
very, very upset.
"Just can't jump, you just can't jump"
"Your shirt's all dirty, there's a man here from
the B.B.C."
"You just can't jump"
Mr. Plod:
"We can help you"
Plod's Chorus:
"We can help you"
Mr. Plod:
"We're all your friends, if you come on down
and talk to us Harry"
Harold:
You must be joking.
Take a running jump......
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Take a running jump......
You must be joking.
Harold:
and talk to us Harry"
"We're all your friends, if you come on down
Mr. Plod:
"We can help you"
Plod's Chorus:
"We can help you"
Mr. Plod:
"You just can't jump"
the B.B.C."
"Your shirt's all dirty, there's a man here from
"Just can't jump, you just can't jump"
very, very upset.
"Come off the ledge if your father were alive he'd be very,
67-yr-old Mrs Barrel:
His mother made a last request.
Upon the ledge beside him
They called his mother to the sight
Fearing the very worst
Forwards, backwards, swaying side to side
getting weaker;
The crowd was getting stronger and our Harold
Take a running jump
You must be joking
Harold:
and talk to us son"
"We're all your friends, if you come on down
Mr. Plod:
"We can help you"
Plod's Chorus:
"We can help you"
Mr.Plod:
Look at the window...
Up at the window
With the whole world below
Instead I'm on this window ledge,
I'd be sailing in an open boat on the sea
If I was many miles from here,
Harold:
"You can't last long".
"Said you couldn't trust him, his brother was just the same"
"Can't last long", "You can't last long".
British Public:
is on our side"
"Man of suspicion, you can't last long, the British Public
Lord Mayor:
The Lord Mayor's ready to speak
Over to the scene at the town hall
- had to tighten up security"
"More than we've ever seen.
Man-on-the-council:
There's a restless crowd of angry people
tension is mounting
I'm standing in a doorway on the main square
Man-on-the-spot:
"He can't go far".
"Hasn't got a leg to stand on"
"Can't go far", "He can't go far".
for tea
Harold the Barrel cut off his toes and he served them all
"Such a horrible thing to do"
"Father of three its disgusting"
Man-in-the-street:
they saw him catch a train.
suitably camouflaged,
Last seen in a mouse-brown overcoat,
early this morning.
A well-known Bognor restaurant-owner disappeared
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