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JOHN PEBBLE OF STYX ENTERPRISES
"Get `em out by Friday!
You don`t get paid till the last one`s well on his way.
Get `em out by Friday!
It`s important that we keep to schedule, there must be no delay."
MARK HALL OF STYX ENTERPRISES (OTHERWISE KNOWN
AS "THE WINKLER")
"I represent a firm of gentlemen who recently purchased this
house and all the others in the road.
In the interest of humanity we`ve found a better place for you to
go-go-go-go-go."
MRS BARROW (a tenant)
"Oh no, this I can`t believe,
Oh Mary, they`re asking us to leave."
MR PEBBLE
"Get `em out by Friday!
I`ve told you before`s good many gone, if we let them stay.
And if it isn`t easy,
You can squeeze a little grease and our troubles will soon run away."
MRS BARROW
"After all this time they ask us to leave,
And I told them we could pay double the rent.
I don`t know why it seemed so funny,
Seeing ashow they`d take our money.
The winkler called again, he came here this morning,
With four houndred pounds and a photograph of the place that he has
found.
A block of flats with central heating.
I think we`re gonna find it hard."
MR PEBBLE
"Now we`ve got them!
I`ve always said that cash cash cash can do anything well.
Work can be rewarding
When a flash of intuition is a gift that helps you excel-sell-sell-sell."
MR HALL
"Here we are in Harlow New Town, did you recognice your
block across the square, over there,
Sadly since last time we spoke, we`ve found we`ve had to raise
the rent again, just a bit."
MRS BARROW
"Oh no, this I can`t believe
Oh Mary, and we agreed to leave."
.....
18/9/2012 TV FLASH ON ALL DIAL-A-PROGRAM SERVICES
This is an announcement from Genetic Control:
"It is my sad duty to inform you of a 4ft restriction
on humanoid height."
EXTRACT FROM CONVERSATION OF JOE ORDINARY IN LOCAL
PUBORAMA
"I hear the directors of Genetic Control have been buying all the
properties that have recently been sold, taking risks oh so bold.
It is said now that people will be shorter in height, they can fit
twice as many in the same building site
(they say it`s alright),
Beginning with the tenants of the town of Harlow,
In the interest of humanity they`ve been told they must go,
Told they must go-go-go-go."
SIR JOHN DE PEBBLE OF UNITED BLACKSPRINGS INTERNATIONAL
"I think they`ve reached a new deal
A dozen properties - we`ll buy at five and sell at thirty-four,
Some are still inhabited,
It`s time to send the winkler to see them, he`ll have to work
some more."
MEMO FROM SATIN PETER OF ROCK DEVELOPMENTS LTD
Land in your hand you`ll be happy on earth
Then invest in the Church for your heaven.
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Then invest in the Church for your heaven.
Land in your hand you`ll be happy on earth
MEMO FROM SATIN PETER OF ROCK DEVELOPMENTS LTD
some more."
It`s time to send the winkler to see them, he`ll have to work
Some are still inhabited,
A dozen properties - we`ll buy at five and sell at thirty-four,
"I think they`ve reached a new deal
SIR JOHN DE PEBBLE OF UNITED BLACKSPRINGS INTERNATIONAL
Told they must go-go-go-go."
In the interest of humanity they`ve been told they must go,
Beginning with the tenants of the town of Harlow,
(they say it`s alright),
twice as many in the same building site
It is said now that people will be shorter in height, they can fit
properties that have recently been sold, taking risks oh so bold.
"I hear the directors of Genetic Control have been buying all the
PUBORAMA
EXTRACT FROM CONVERSATION OF JOE ORDINARY IN LOCAL
on humanoid height."
"It is my sad duty to inform you of a 4ft restriction
This is an announcement from Genetic Control:
18/9/2012 TV FLASH ON ALL DIAL-A-PROGRAM SERVICES
.....
Oh Mary, and we agreed to leave."
"Oh no, this I can`t believe
MRS BARROW
the rent again, just a bit."
Sadly since last time we spoke, we`ve found we`ve had to raise
block across the square, over there,
"Here we are in Harlow New Town, did you recognice your
MR HALL
When a flash of intuition is a gift that helps you excel-sell-sell-sell."
Work can be rewarding
I`ve always said that cash cash cash can do anything well.
"Now we`ve got them!
MR PEBBLE
I think we`re gonna find it hard."
A block of flats with central heating.
found.
With four houndred pounds and a photograph of the place that he has
The winkler called again, he came here this morning,
Seeing ashow they`d take our money.
I don`t know why it seemed so funny,
And I told them we could pay double the rent.
"After all this time they ask us to leave,
MRS BARROW
You can squeeze a little grease and our troubles will soon run away."
And if it isn`t easy,
I`ve told you before`s good many gone, if we let them stay.
"Get `em out by Friday!
MR PEBBLE
Oh Mary, they`re asking us to leave."
"Oh no, this I can`t believe,
MRS BARROW (a tenant)
go-go-go-go-go."
In the interest of humanity we`ve found a better place for you to
house and all the others in the road.
"I represent a firm of gentlemen who recently purchased this
AS "THE WINKLER")
MARK HALL OF STYX ENTERPRISES (OTHERWISE KNOWN
It`s important that we keep to schedule, there must be no delay."
Get `em out by Friday!
You don`t get paid till the last one`s well on his way.
"Get `em out by Friday!
JOHN PEBBLE OF STYX ENTERPRISES
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