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The Mexican Scotsman
Jose, get your bagpipes
And head down to the square
Seranade the passers-bye
And you'll make some money there
Jose came to this country
Looking for a chance
To make some decent money
To buy a pair of pants
But we were in recession
And jobs were far and few
So jose took his bagpipes
And did what he had to do
Dressed in his Sombrero and Kilt
With his bagpipes and maracas
Playing away for his supper
Boiled haggis with nachos
One day while he was basking
A pretty young lassie came by
She said "Jose, take s troll with me"
Says Jose, "Si! Si! Och' 'Aye!"
They spent the day together
Then she took him to a dance
Well, Jose moved most gracefully
'Cause he wasn't wearing pants
And he was born in Mexico City
Educated in Scotland
In sandals and bright tartan pancho
Jose's fashion statement was not planned
But when Jose went to the men's room
There was trouble close at hand
Cause in came Bob, the sailor man
The roughest man in the land
Says Bob, "You're lookin' pretty
In your little tartan dress
Now you'd best be off to the ladies room
'fore I pummels you into a mess"
Now you could have heard a pin drop
As Jose tongued around
His scottish-mexican blood began to boil
And it made this kind of sound...
<Insert raging Mexican Pipes>
And when it all was over
Sailor Bob lay on the floor
He looked the saddest sorry wreck
Ever blown a shore
Now, the sailors keep a lookout
Whenever they're on the land
For they knows well that they doesn't mess
With a Scottish Mexican man!
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With a Scottish Mexican man!
For they knows well that they doesn't mess
Whenever they're on the land
Now, the sailors keep a lookout
Ever blown a shore
He looked the saddest sorry wreck
Sailor Bob lay on the floor
And when it all was over
<Insert raging Mexican Pipes>
And it made this kind of sound...
His scottish-mexican blood began to boil
As Jose tongued around
Now you could have heard a pin drop
'fore I pummels you into a mess"
Now you'd best be off to the ladies room
In your little tartan dress
Says Bob, "You're lookin' pretty
The roughest man in the land
Cause in came Bob, the sailor man
There was trouble close at hand
But when Jose went to the men's room
Jose's fashion statement was not planned
In sandals and bright tartan pancho
Educated in Scotland
And he was born in Mexico City
'Cause he wasn't wearing pants
Well, Jose moved most gracefully
Then she took him to a dance
They spent the day together
Says Jose, "Si! Si! Och' 'Aye!"
She said "Jose, take s troll with me"
A pretty young lassie came by
One day while he was basking
Boiled haggis with nachos
Playing away for his supper
With his bagpipes and maracas
Dressed in his Sombrero and Kilt
And did what he had to do
So jose took his bagpipes
And jobs were far and few
But we were in recession
To buy a pair of pants
To make some decent money
Looking for a chance
Jose came to this country
And you'll make some money there
Seranade the passers-bye
And head down to the square
Jose, get your bagpipes
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