Enter The Haggis - The Mexican Scotsman

Enter The Haggis

The Mexican Scotsman

Jose, get your bagpipes
And head down to the square
Seranade the passers-bye
And you'll make some money there

Jose came to this country
Looking for a chance
To make some decent money
To buy a pair of pants
But we were in recession
And jobs were far and few
So jose took his bagpipes
And did what he had to do

Dressed in his Sombrero and Kilt
With his bagpipes and maracas
Playing away for his supper
Boiled haggis with nachos

One day while he was basking
A pretty young lassie came by
She said "Jose, take s troll with me"
Says Jose, "Si! Si! Och' 'Aye!"
They spent the day together
Then she took him to a dance
Well, Jose moved most gracefully
'Cause he wasn't wearing pants

And he was born in Mexico City
Educated in Scotland
In sandals and bright tartan pancho
Jose's fashion statement was not planned

But when Jose went to the men's room
There was trouble close at hand
Cause in came Bob, the sailor man
The roughest man in the land
Says Bob, "You're lookin' pretty
In your little tartan dress
Now you'd best be off to the ladies room
'fore I pummels you into a mess"

Now you could have heard a pin drop
As Jose tongued around
His scottish-mexican blood began to boil
And it made this kind of sound...

<Insert raging Mexican Pipes>

And when it all was over
Sailor Bob lay on the floor
He looked the saddest sorry wreck
Ever blown a shore
Now, the sailors keep a lookout
Whenever they're on the land
For they knows well that they doesn't mess
With a Scottish Mexican man!

Mirror lyrics:

With a Scottish Mexican man!
For they knows well that they doesn't mess
Whenever they're on the land
Now, the sailors keep a lookout
Ever blown a shore
He looked the saddest sorry wreck
Sailor Bob lay on the floor
And when it all was over

<Insert raging Mexican Pipes>

And it made this kind of sound...
His scottish-mexican blood began to boil
As Jose tongued around
Now you could have heard a pin drop

'fore I pummels you into a mess"
Now you'd best be off to the ladies room
In your little tartan dress
Says Bob, "You're lookin' pretty
The roughest man in the land
Cause in came Bob, the sailor man
There was trouble close at hand
But when Jose went to the men's room

Jose's fashion statement was not planned
In sandals and bright tartan pancho
Educated in Scotland
And he was born in Mexico City

'Cause he wasn't wearing pants
Well, Jose moved most gracefully
Then she took him to a dance
They spent the day together
Says Jose, "Si! Si! Och' 'Aye!"
She said "Jose, take s troll with me"
A pretty young lassie came by
One day while he was basking

Boiled haggis with nachos
Playing away for his supper
With his bagpipes and maracas
Dressed in his Sombrero and Kilt

And did what he had to do
So jose took his bagpipes
And jobs were far and few
But we were in recession
To buy a pair of pants
To make some decent money
Looking for a chance
Jose came to this country

And you'll make some money there
Seranade the passers-bye
And head down to the square
Jose, get your bagpipes

Relevant Tags:

TThe MMexican SScotsman	he exican cotsman	hTe eMxican cSotsman	fhe jexican zcotsman	fThe jMexican zScotsman	Tfhe Mjexican Szcotsman
5he kexican wcotsman	5The kMexican wScotsman	T5he Mkexican Swcotsman	hhe nexican dcotsman	hThe nMexican dScotsman	Thhe Mnexican Sdcotsman
yhe Meexican ecotsman	yThe Mxican eScotsman	Tyhe Mxeican Secotsman	6he Msxican xcotsman	6The Msexican xScotsman	T6he Mesxican Sxcotsman
ghe M3xican acotsman	gThe M3exican aScotsman	Tghe Me3xican Sacotsman	rhe Mfxican Sccotsman	rThe Mfexican Sotsman	Trhe Mefxican Soctsman
Mrxican Sfotsman	Te Mrexican Sfcotsman	Teh Merxican Scfotsman	Tje M4xican Sxotsman	Tjhe M4exican	Thje Me4xican Scxotsman
Tue Mdxican Svotsman	Tuhe Mdexican Svcotsman	Thue Medxican Scvotsman	Tne Mwxican Sdotsman	Tnhe Mwexican	Thne Mewxican Scdotsman
Tbe Mexxican Scootsman	Tbhe Meican Sctsman	Thbe Meixcan Sctosman	Tge Medican Scktsman	Sckotsman	Thge Mexdican Scoktsman
Tye Mezican Sc9tsman	Mezxican Sc9otsman	Thye Mexzican Sco9tsman	Thee Mecican Sc0tsman	Th Mecxican Sc0otsman	The Mexcican Sco0tsman
Ths Mesican Scltsman	Thse Sclotsman	Thes Mexsican Scoltsman	Th3 Mexiican Scitsman	Th3e Mexcan Sciotsman	The3 Mexcian Scoitsman
Thf Mexjcan Scottsman	Thfe Mexjican Scosman	Thef Mexijcan Scostman	Thr Mex9can Scofsman	Thre Mex9ican Scoftsman	Ther Mexi9can Scotfsman
Th4 Mexlcan Sco5sman	Th4e Mexlican Sco5tsman	The4 Mexilcan Scot5sman	Thd Mexocan Scohsman	Thde Mexoican Scohtsman	Thed Mexiocan Scothsman
Thw Mexkcan Scoysman	Thwe Mexkican Scoytsman	Thew Mexikcan Scotysman	Mex8can Sco6sman	Mex8ican Sco6tsman

HOME