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Elected
 
 
I'm the jewel of the pulpit 
never let it be known 
I'm taking extra precautions 
slipping down the middle 
for the five hundredth time 
I could explode a campus bottle 
and make it stop on a dime 
ow ow!  
 
I'm the electric shock elect 
a perpetual but 
I implacidly reject 
sue so so around me 
having stretched out the cue 
oh well I think it's kinda neat 
so I fought for it for you 
ow ow!  
 
elect 
elect 
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