Cletus - Four In The Morning

Cletus

Four In The Morning

Beans and rice
Cheese and lettuce
These alone won't upset us
but give us hotsauce and you'll regret it

I survived Taco Tuesday
I'm alive though it's only Wednesday
and my sweat tastes funny
Like pepper and honey
Like sardines and ice cream
And I'll be in the bathroom till four in the morning

Josh, don't sleepwalk in there

Why'd I eat those nachos last night?
Now I've got morning sickness like Brian Wolfe's Wife.

I survived Onion Wednesday
I'm alive though it's only Thursday
and my sweat tastes funny
Like pepper and honey
Like caramel and onions
And I'll be in the bathroom till four in the morning

Bosom

Five gallons of Kool-aid,
with none of the sugar,
and sliding down Crisco
while holding a melon

I survived Food Games Thursday
I'm alive though it's only Friday
and my sweat tastes funny
Like pepper and honey
Like Sauerkraut water
And I'll be in the bathroom till four in the morning

And s is the last letter in Jubes

Mirror lyrics:

And s is the last letter in Jubes

And I'll be in the bathroom till four in the morning
Like Sauerkraut water
Like pepper and honey
and my sweat tastes funny
I'm alive though it's only Friday
I survived Food Games Thursday

while holding a melon
and sliding down Crisco
with none of the sugar,
Five gallons of Kool-aid,

Bosom

And I'll be in the bathroom till four in the morning
Like caramel and onions
Like pepper and honey
and my sweat tastes funny
I'm alive though it's only Thursday
I survived Onion Wednesday

Now I've got morning sickness like Brian Wolfe's Wife.
Why'd I eat those nachos last night?

Josh, don't sleepwalk in there

And I'll be in the bathroom till four in the morning
Like sardines and ice cream
Like pepper and honey
and my sweat tastes funny
I'm alive though it's only Wednesday
I survived Taco Tuesday

but give us hotsauce and you'll regret it
These alone won't upset us
Cheese and lettuce
Beans and rice

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