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Parody of "A Night To Remember" by Joe Diffie
(Max T. Barnes/T. W. Hale) Curb Songs/Kinetic Diamond
II/Rob 'N Reily/Songs Of Peer, Ltd./Gramily Music Publishing (ASCAP)
New Lyrics by Cledus T. Judd/Chris Clark/Jeff Carter,
Cledus Crap Anthems (SESAC)/Of Music,
Inc. (SESAC)/Jeff Carter music (ASCAP)
Paul does this kind of thing every day
Yeah
Like what skip a rehearsal
You know we got the CMA Awards tomorrow night
What are we gonna do about a drummer
(to a kid)
Hey you come here
You ever played drums before
No
Want to
Yeah
Get in there and beat 'em then
OK hot dog
Start too soon you little showboat
Who do you think you are Tommy Lee Jones
Let's go
Uhâ?¦not bad for a four year old
Been dang near two years
Since I had a beer
By gosh that's changing tonight
Gonna start me a tab
Call me a cab
(* whistle *) TAXI
Might even get in a fight
I ain't going hog-wylin' forever
Gonna have myself a night I can't remember
Miller Lights a shot of Crown
Man that stuff burns goin' down
One too many Coke and Jacks It'll all come floatin' back
That Old Cuervo's way too strong
But one more 'fore I go home fire up the blender
Gonna have myself a night I can't remember
(Give me a cool tab and a gun)
Drunk ain't my style
And it'll be a long while 'fore I pull that stunt again
(Oh my head)
Tylenol and Tums
Oh no here it comes
I'm prayin to the porcelain
This hangover can't last forever
Done had myself a night I can't remember
OH
Shot out the lights
Kicked down the door
Woke up face down on the floor
I'd better call someone and ask
How'd I wind up in this cast
I got stamps on both my hands
I wonder who threw that beer can
Right through my winder
Done had myself a night I can't remember
OHHHHH
My dang liver's nearly gone
In AA's where I belong
Hey thanks bartender
Done had myself a night
I can't remember
Twelve steps my foot
I can't even take two
And by the way kid you're hired
Just no drinkin'
I mean it
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I mean it
Just no drinkin'
And by the way kid you're hired
I can't even take two
Twelve steps my foot
I can't remember
Done had myself a night
Hey thanks bartender
In AA's where I belong
My dang liver's nearly gone
OHHHHH
Done had myself a night I can't remember
Right through my winder
I wonder who threw that beer can
I got stamps on both my hands
How'd I wind up in this cast
I'd better call someone and ask
Woke up face down on the floor
Kicked down the door
Shot out the lights
OH
Done had myself a night I can't remember
This hangover can't last forever
I'm prayin to the porcelain
Oh no here it comes
Tylenol and Tums
(Oh my head)
And it'll be a long while 'fore I pull that stunt again
Drunk ain't my style
(Give me a cool tab and a gun)
Gonna have myself a night I can't remember
But one more 'fore I go home fire up the blender
That Old Cuervo's way too strong
One too many Coke and Jacks It'll all come floatin' back
Man that stuff burns goin' down
Miller Lights a shot of Crown
Gonna have myself a night I can't remember
I ain't going hog-wylin' forever
Might even get in a fight
(* whistle *) TAXI
Call me a cab
Gonna start me a tab
By gosh that's changing tonight
Since I had a beer
Been dang near two years
Uhâ?¦not bad for a four year old
Let's go
Who do you think you are Tommy Lee Jones
Start too soon you little showboat
OK hot dog
Get in there and beat 'em then
Yeah
Want to
No
You ever played drums before
Hey you come here
(to a kid)
What are we gonna do about a drummer
You know we got the CMA Awards tomorrow night
Like what skip a rehearsal
Yeah
Paul does this kind of thing every day
Inc. (SESAC)/Jeff Carter music (ASCAP)
Cledus Crap Anthems (SESAC)/Of Music,
New Lyrics by Cledus T. Judd/Chris Clark/Jeff Carter,
II/Rob 'N Reily/Songs Of Peer, Ltd./Gramily Music Publishing (ASCAP)
(Max T. Barnes/T. W. Hale) Curb Songs/Kinetic Diamond
Parody of "A Night To Remember" by Joe Diffie
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