Dar Williams - Southern California Wants To Be Western New York

Dar Williams

Southern California Wants To Be Western New York

And southern California says to save a place, I'll meet you there,
And it tried to pack up its Miata, all it could fit was a prayer,
Sometimes the stakes are bogus, sometimes the fast lane hits a fork,
Sometimes southern California wants to be western New York.

Tempe, Arizona thinks the Everglades are greener and wetter,
And Washington, D. C. thinks that Atlanta integrated better,
But I think that southern California has more pain that we can say,
Cause it wants to travel back in time, but it just can't leave L. A.

But now I hear they've got a theme park planned, designed to make you gasp and say,
Oh, I bet that crumbling mill town was a booming mill town in its day,
And the old investors scoff at this, but the young ones hope they'll take a chance,
And they promise it will make more dough than Mickey Mouse in northern France,
And the planners planned an opening day, a town historian will host,
And the waitresses look like waitresses who want to leave for the west coast.

And they'll have puttering on rainy weekends, autumn days that make you feel sad,
They'll have hundred year old plumbing and the family you never had,
And a Hudson River clean-up concert and a bundle-bearing stork,
And I hear they've got a menu planned, it's trÃ©s western New York.

Mirror lyrics:

And I hear they've got a menu planned, it's trÃ©s western New York.
And a Hudson River clean-up concert and a bundle-bearing stork,
They'll have hundred year old plumbing and the family you never had,
And they'll have puttering on rainy weekends, autumn days that make you feel sad,

And the waitresses look like waitresses who want to leave for the west coast.
And the planners planned an opening day, a town historian will host,
And they promise it will make more dough than Mickey Mouse in northern France,
And the old investors scoff at this, but the young ones hope they'll take a chance,
Oh, I bet that crumbling mill town was a booming mill town in its day,
But now I hear they've got a theme park planned, designed to make you gasp and say,

Cause it wants to travel back in time, but it just can't leave L. A.
But I think that southern California has more pain that we can say,
And Washington, D. C. thinks that Atlanta integrated better,
Tempe, Arizona thinks the Everglades are greener and wetter,

Sometimes southern California wants to be western New York.
Sometimes the stakes are bogus, sometimes the fast lane hits a fork,
And it tried to pack up its Miata, all it could fit was a prayer,
And southern California says to save a place, I'll meet you there,

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