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Face Jumping
The ancient sport of face-jumping
Involved a skill unknown
A jump onto a partner's face
With ne'er a crack of bone
Tom McSmee, a champion,
In several tests of skill
Could jump into a barrel of eggs
And never crack a shell
This sport was later outlawed
Permits were refused
When competitors took to wearing
Modern spikes upon their shoes
Did I get that right, boy, or not?
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Did I get that right, boy, or not?
Modern spikes upon their shoes
When competitors took to wearing
Permits were refused
This sport was later outlawed
And never crack a shell
Could jump into a barrel of eggs
In several tests of skill
Tom McSmee, a champion,
With ne'er a crack of bone
A jump onto a partner's face
Involved a skill unknown
The ancient sport of face-jumping
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| ace umping |
| aFce uJmping |
| cace kumping |
| cFace kJumping |
| Fcace Jkumping |
| race iumping |
| rFace iJumping |
| Frace Jiumping |
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| gace mumping |
| gFace mJumping |
| Fgace Jmumping |
| tace numping |
| tFace nJumping |
| Ftace Jnumping |
| vace humping |
| vFace hJumping |
| Fvace Jhumping |
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| dace uumping |
| dFace uJumping |
| Fdace Juumping |
| Faace |
| Fce Jmping |
| Fcae Jmuping |
| Fzce Jhmping |
| Fzace |
| Fazce Juhmping |
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| Fqce J7mping |
| Fqace J7umping |
| Faqce Ju7mping |
| Fsce Jkmping |
| Fsace |
| Fasce Jukmping |
| Fwce Jimping |
| Fwace |
| Fawce Juimping |
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| Fxce J8mping |
| Fxace J8umping |
| Faxce Ju8mping |
| Facce Jjmping |
| Fae Jjumping |
| Faec Jujmping |
| Fafe Jymping |
| Fafce Jyumping |
| Facfe Juymping |
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| Faxe Jummping |
| Juping |
| Facxe Jupming |
| Fave Jujping |
| Favce |
| Facve Jumjping |
| Fade Jukping |
| Fadce |
| Facde Jumkping |
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| Facee Junping |
| Fac Junmping |
| Face Jumnping |
| Facs Jumpping |
| Facse Juming |
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