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"You have now reached the audience participation portion of our album.
This is an old sing-a-long song, and what we'd like for you to do is listen to
the chorus of this song, and then we want you all to sing along."

A Sultan sat on his oriental mat, in his harem in downtown Persia,
He took a sip of coffee, just a drip, and he said to his servant Kersia,
"Ah, curse ya, curse ya, curse ya! That's the worst cup of coffee in Persia!"

Cause...
All I want is a proper cup of coffee, made in a proper copper coffee pot,
I may be off my dot, but I want a proper coffee in a proper copper pot.
Iron coffee pots and tin coffee pots, they are no use to me!
If I can't have a proper cup of coffee in a proper copper coffee pot, I'll have a cup of tea!

"Ya got it? well join right in!"

In days of old when knights and men were bold, and whiskey was much cheaper,
Burt Turpin rode to a coffee shop and showed his pistols to the keeper,
He said, "Stand and deliver! Can't you see that I'm all aquiver?"

Cause...
All I want is a proper cup of coffee, made in a proper copper coffee pot,
I may be off my dot, but I want a proper coffee in a proper copper pot.
Iron coffee pots and tin coffee pots, they are no use to me!
If I can't have a proper cup of coffee in a proper copper coffee pot, I'll have a cup of tea!

When Bonaparte found that he was in the cart and he lost that Waterloo fight,
He gave his sword to Wellington, my Lord, and he said "Those British can't half fight!
Now you've had your Waterloo, sir, tell me what am I having with you, sir?"

Cause...
All I want is a proper cup of coffee, made in a proper copper coffee pot,
I may be off my dot, but I want a proper coffee in a proper copper pot.
Iron coffee pots and tin coffee pots, they are no use to me!
If I can't have a proper cup of coffee in a proper copper coffee pot, I'll have a cup of tea!

"Well, we didnt exactly expect you to sing along with that last part since
it was in French. This is your last chance, however it is the people's magazine
version of this song, and it goes like this:"

Now King Solomon and his queen would carry on, so we heard in the ancient scandals,
He bought her lots of silver coffee pots with diamond legs and handles,
And said the Queen of Sheba, "I'd rather have any old tea-bag."

Cause...everybody!
All I want is a proper cup of coffee, made in a proper copper coffee pot,
I may be off my dot, but I want a proper coffee in a proper copper pot.
Iron coffee pots and tin coffee pots, they are no use to me!
If I can't have a proper cup of coffee in a proper copper coffee pot, I'll have a cup of tea!

(speeds up here)

All I want is a proper cup of coffee, made in a proper copper coffee pot,
I may be off my dot, but I want a proper coffee in a proper copper pot.
Iron coffee pots and tin coffee pots, they are no use to me!
If I can't have a proper cup of coffee in a proper copper coffee pot, I'll have a cup of tea!

All I want is a proper cup of coffee, made in a proper copper coffee pot,
I may be off my dot, but I want a proper coffee in a proper copper pot.
Iron coffee pots and tin coffee pots, they are no use to me!
If I can't have a proper cup of coffee in a proper copper coffee pot, I'll have a cup of tea!


Mirror lyrics:

If I can't have a proper cup of coffee in a proper copper coffee pot, I'll have a cup of tea!
Iron coffee pots and tin coffee pots, they are no use to me!
I may be off my dot, but I want a proper coffee in a proper copper pot.
All I want is a proper cup of coffee, made in a proper copper coffee pot,

If I can't have a proper cup of coffee in a proper copper coffee pot, I'll have a cup of tea!
Iron coffee pots and tin coffee pots, they are no use to me!
I may be off my dot, but I want a proper coffee in a proper copper pot.
All I want is a proper cup of coffee, made in a proper copper coffee pot,

(speeds up here)

If I can't have a proper cup of coffee in a proper copper coffee pot, I'll have a cup of tea!
Iron coffee pots and tin coffee pots, they are no use to me!
I may be off my dot, but I want a proper coffee in a proper copper pot.
All I want is a proper cup of coffee, made in a proper copper coffee pot,
Cause...everybody!

And said the Queen of Sheba, "I'd rather have any old tea-bag."
He bought her lots of silver coffee pots with diamond legs and handles,
Now King Solomon and his queen would carry on, so we heard in the ancient scandals,

version of this song, and it goes like this:"
it was in French. This is your last chance, however it is the people's magazine
"Well, we didnt exactly expect you to sing along with that last part since

If I can't have a proper cup of coffee in a proper copper coffee pot, I'll have a cup of tea!
Iron coffee pots and tin coffee pots, they are no use to me!
I may be off my dot, but I want a proper coffee in a proper copper pot.
All I want is a proper cup of coffee, made in a proper copper coffee pot,
Cause...

Now you've had your Waterloo, sir, tell me what am I having with you, sir?"
He gave his sword to Wellington, my Lord, and he said "Those British can't half fight!
When Bonaparte found that he was in the cart and he lost that Waterloo fight,

If I can't have a proper cup of coffee in a proper copper coffee pot, I'll have a cup of tea!
Iron coffee pots and tin coffee pots, they are no use to me!
I may be off my dot, but I want a proper coffee in a proper copper pot.
All I want is a proper cup of coffee, made in a proper copper coffee pot,
Cause...

He said, "Stand and deliver! Can't you see that I'm all aquiver?"
Burt Turpin rode to a coffee shop and showed his pistols to the keeper,
In days of old when knights and men were bold, and whiskey was much cheaper,

"Ya got it? well join right in!"

If I can't have a proper cup of coffee in a proper copper coffee pot, I'll have a cup of tea!
Iron coffee pots and tin coffee pots, they are no use to me!
I may be off my dot, but I want a proper coffee in a proper copper pot.
All I want is a proper cup of coffee, made in a proper copper coffee pot,
Cause...

"Ah, curse ya, curse ya, curse ya! That's the worst cup of coffee in Persia!"
He took a sip of coffee, just a drip, and he said to his servant Kersia,
A Sultan sat on his oriental mat, in his harem in downtown Persia,

the chorus of this song, and then we want you all to sing along."
This is an old sing-a-long song, and what we'd like for you to do is listen to
"You have now reached the audience participation portion of our album.


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