Trout Fishing In America
180426272.gif

"You have now reached the audience participation portion of our album.
This is an old sing-a-long song, and what we'd like for you to do is listen to
the chorus of this song, and then we want you all to sing along."

A Sultan sat on his oriental mat, in his harem in downtown Persia,
He took a sip of coffee, just a drip, and he said to his servant Kersia,
"Ah, curse ya, curse ya, curse ya! That's the worst cup of coffee in Persia!"

Cause...
All I want is a proper cup of coffee, made in a proper copper coffee pot,
I may be off my dot, but I want a proper coffee in a proper copper pot.
Iron coffee pots and tin coffee pots, they are no use to me!
If I can't have a proper cup of coffee in a proper copper coffee pot, I'll have a cup of tea!

"Ya got it? well join right in!"

In days of old when knights and men were bold, and whiskey was much cheaper,
Burt Turpin rode to a coffee shop and showed his pistols to the keeper,
He said, "Stand and deliver! Can't you see that I'm all aquiver?"

Cause...
All I want is a proper cup of coffee, made in a proper copper coffee pot,
I may be off my dot, but I want a proper coffee in a proper copper pot.
Iron coffee pots and tin coffee pots, they are no use to me!
If I can't have a proper cup of coffee in a proper copper coffee pot, I'll have a cup of tea!

When Bonaparte found that he was in the cart and he lost that Waterloo fight,
He gave his sword to Wellington, my Lord, and he said "Those British can't half fight!
Now you've had your Waterloo, sir, tell me what am I having with you, sir?"

Cause...
All I want is a proper cup of coffee, made in a proper copper coffee pot,
I may be off my dot, but I want a proper coffee in a proper copper pot.
Iron coffee pots and tin coffee pots, they are no use to me!
If I can't have a proper cup of coffee in a proper copper coffee pot, I'll have a cup of tea!

"Well, we didnt exactly expect you to sing along with that last part since
it was in French. This is your last chance, however it is the people's magazine
version of this song, and it goes like this:"

Now King Solomon and his queen would carry on, so we heard in the ancient scandals,
He bought her lots of silver coffee pots with diamond legs and handles,
And said the Queen of Sheba, "I'd rather have any old tea-bag."

Cause...everybody!
All I want is a proper cup of coffee, made in a proper copper coffee pot,
I may be off my dot, but I want a proper coffee in a proper copper pot.
Iron coffee pots and tin coffee pots, they are no use to me!
If I can't have a proper cup of coffee in a proper copper coffee pot, I'll have a cup of tea!

(speeds up here)

All I want is a proper cup of coffee, made in a proper copper coffee pot,
I may be off my dot, but I want a proper coffee in a proper copper pot.
Iron coffee pots and tin coffee pots, they are no use to me!
If I can't have a proper cup of coffee in a proper copper coffee pot, I'll have a cup of tea!

All I want is a proper cup of coffee, made in a proper copper coffee pot,
I may be off my dot, but I want a proper coffee in a proper copper pot.
Iron coffee pots and tin coffee pots, they are no use to me!
If I can't have a proper cup of coffee in a proper copper coffee pot, I'll have a cup of tea!


Mirror lyrics:

If I can't have a proper cup of coffee in a proper copper coffee pot, I'll have a cup of tea!
Iron coffee pots and tin coffee pots, they are no use to me!
I may be off my dot, but I want a proper coffee in a proper copper pot.
All I want is a proper cup of coffee, made in a proper copper coffee pot,

If I can't have a proper cup of coffee in a proper copper coffee pot, I'll have a cup of tea!
Iron coffee pots and tin coffee pots, they are no use to me!
I may be off my dot, but I want a proper coffee in a proper copper pot.
All I want is a proper cup of coffee, made in a proper copper coffee pot,

(speeds up here)

If I can't have a proper cup of coffee in a proper copper coffee pot, I'll have a cup of tea!
Iron coffee pots and tin coffee pots, they are no use to me!
I may be off my dot, but I want a proper coffee in a proper copper pot.
All I want is a proper cup of coffee, made in a proper copper coffee pot,
Cause...everybody!

And said the Queen of Sheba, "I'd rather have any old tea-bag."
He bought her lots of silver coffee pots with diamond legs and handles,
Now King Solomon and his queen would carry on, so we heard in the ancient scandals,

version of this song, and it goes like this:"
it was in French. This is your last chance, however it is the people's magazine
"Well, we didnt exactly expect you to sing along with that last part since

If I can't have a proper cup of coffee in a proper copper coffee pot, I'll have a cup of tea!
Iron coffee pots and tin coffee pots, they are no use to me!
I may be off my dot, but I want a proper coffee in a proper copper pot.
All I want is a proper cup of coffee, made in a proper copper coffee pot,
Cause...

Now you've had your Waterloo, sir, tell me what am I having with you, sir?"
He gave his sword to Wellington, my Lord, and he said "Those British can't half fight!
When Bonaparte found that he was in the cart and he lost that Waterloo fight,

If I can't have a proper cup of coffee in a proper copper coffee pot, I'll have a cup of tea!
Iron coffee pots and tin coffee pots, they are no use to me!
I may be off my dot, but I want a proper coffee in a proper copper pot.
All I want is a proper cup of coffee, made in a proper copper coffee pot,
Cause...

He said, "Stand and deliver! Can't you see that I'm all aquiver?"
Burt Turpin rode to a coffee shop and showed his pistols to the keeper,
In days of old when knights and men were bold, and whiskey was much cheaper,

"Ya got it? well join right in!"

If I can't have a proper cup of coffee in a proper copper coffee pot, I'll have a cup of tea!
Iron coffee pots and tin coffee pots, they are no use to me!
I may be off my dot, but I want a proper coffee in a proper copper pot.
All I want is a proper cup of coffee, made in a proper copper coffee pot,
Cause...

"Ah, curse ya, curse ya, curse ya! That's the worst cup of coffee in Persia!"
He took a sip of coffee, just a drip, and he said to his servant Kersia,
A Sultan sat on his oriental mat, in his harem in downtown Persia,

the chorus of this song, and then we want you all to sing along."
This is an old sing-a-long song, and what we'd like for you to do is listen to
"You have now reached the audience participation portion of our album.


Relevant Tags:
1180426272.gif 80426272.gif 810426272.gif 280426272.gif 2180426272.gif 1280426272.gif q80426272.gif q180426272.gif 1q80426272.gif
1880426272.gif 10426272.gif 108426272.gif 190426272.gif 1980426272.gif 1890426272.gif 1u0426272.gif 1u80426272.gif 18u0426272.gif
1i0426272.gif 1i80426272.gif 18i0426272.gif 170426272.gif 1780426272.gif 1870426272.gif 1800426272.gif 18426272.gif 184026272.gif
18p426272.gif 18p0426272.gif 180p426272.gif 189426272.gif 1809426272.gif 18o426272.gif 18o0426272.gif 180o426272.gif 1804426272.gif
18026272.gif 180246272.gif 180526272.gif 1805426272.gif 1804526272.gif 180e26272.gif 180e426272.gif 1804e26272.gif 180r26272.gif
180r426272.gif 1804r26272.gif 180326272.gif 1803426272.gif 1804326272.gif 1804226272.gif 18046272.gif 180462272.gif 180436272.gif
1804236272.gif 1804q6272.gif 1804q26272.gif 18042q6272.gif 1804w6272.gif 1804w26272.gif 18042w6272.gif 180416272.gif 1804126272.gif
1804216272.gif 1804266272.gif 18042272.gif 180422672.gif 180427272.gif 1804276272.gif 1804267272.gif 18042t272.gif 18042t6272.gif
180426t272.gif 18042y272.gif 18042y6272.gif 180426y272.gif 180425272.gif 1804256272.gif 1804265272.gif 1804262272.gif 18042672.gif
180426722.gif 180426372.gif 1804263272.gif 1804262372.gif 180426q72.gif 180426q272.gif 1804262q72.gif 180426w72.gif 180426w272.gif
1804262w72.gif 180426172.gif 1804261272.gif 1804262172.gif 1804262772.gif



HOME
Popular Songs:
happy endings

saint peter

this love's for real

maybe tomorrow [stereophonics]

i'm feeling better

cerã miques guzmã¢n

bring me home

on the good ship lollipop

can't give up now

believers

cherokee bend

lose myself in you

no excuse

she's gettin' there

mighty old man

shooting from the heart

lo siento mi amor

don't get around much anymore

rotten to the core

what is love

(C) 2012 MirrorLyrics. All rights reserved. contact us