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The Truth About Men
We don't like to go out shopping,
We don't care what's on sale,
We just wanna sit with a bag full of chips
Watchin the N.F.L.
When you come over at half time
And say does this dress fit to tight
We just look you in the eye with a big fat lie
And say uh, uh, it looks just right.
Well, that's the truth about men
That's the truth about us
We like to hunt and golf on our days off
And scratch and spit and cuss.
And no matter what line we hand you
When we come draggin' in
We ain't wrong, we ain't sorry
And it's probably gonna happen again.
We hate watchin' 'Steel Magnolias'
We like 'Rambo' and 'Die Hard 4'
Jump up and down like fools
When we see the new tools at the home depot store.
We don't really wanna take you to dinner
At some fancy resturant
The only reason we do is 'cause
We know it leads too the one thing that we all want.
Well, that's the truth about men
That's the truth about guys
We'd rather pick guitars and work on cars
Than work on the problems in our lives.
And though we might say it
To you every now and then
We ain't wrong we ain't sorry
And it's probably gonna happen again.
Well, if you wanna know what we're all thinkin'
It's nothing to complex
It's just something cold for drinkin'
And a whole lot of s e x.
Well, that's the truth about men
That's the truth about us
We like to hunt and golf and drive around lost
And scratch and spit and a whole lot of other disgusting stuff.
And no matter what line we give you
When we come crawlin' in
We ain't wrong, we ain't sorry
And it's probably gonna happen again.
We ain't wrong, we ain't sorry
And it's probably gonna happen
Sure it's gonna happen
You know it's gonna happen again.
And that's the truth about men...
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And that's the truth about men...
You know it's gonna happen again.
Sure it's gonna happen
And it's probably gonna happen
We ain't wrong, we ain't sorry
And it's probably gonna happen again.
We ain't wrong, we ain't sorry
When we come crawlin' in
And no matter what line we give you
And scratch and spit and a whole lot of other disgusting stuff.
We like to hunt and golf and drive around lost
That's the truth about us
Well, that's the truth about men
And a whole lot of s e x.
It's just something cold for drinkin'
It's nothing to complex
Well, if you wanna know what we're all thinkin'
And it's probably gonna happen again.
We ain't wrong we ain't sorry
To you every now and then
And though we might say it
Than work on the problems in our lives.
We'd rather pick guitars and work on cars
That's the truth about guys
Well, that's the truth about men
We know it leads too the one thing that we all want.
The only reason we do is 'cause
At some fancy resturant
We don't really wanna take you to dinner
When we see the new tools at the home depot store.
Jump up and down like fools
We like 'Rambo' and 'Die Hard 4'
We hate watchin' 'Steel Magnolias'
And it's probably gonna happen again.
We ain't wrong, we ain't sorry
When we come draggin' in
And no matter what line we hand you
And scratch and spit and cuss.
We like to hunt and golf on our days off
That's the truth about us
Well, that's the truth about men
And say uh, uh, it looks just right.
We just look you in the eye with a big fat lie
And say does this dress fit to tight
When you come over at half time
Watchin the N.F.L.
We just wanna sit with a bag full of chips
We don't care what's on sale,
We don't like to go out shopping,
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