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Ernie Had An Hernia
Too much nosh & too much booze
He spent all night in the bog with the blues
An aching head, intoxicated
He didn't even know he was constipated
He forced & he frowned,
He pushed & he stained
But on the toilet seat he remained
He let out a shout as he passed out
& his gut was rearranged
No walks in the park,
No drinks, no grub
He can't embark on a trip to the pub
He sits in the dark,
And says don't trouble me
No one sees he's a ruptured man
He can't sneeze like you normally can
They're all mean, they're all riff raff
He turns green when they make him laugh
Ernie had a. Ernie had a...
Hernia, a hernie
Ernie had a. Ernie had a...
Hernia, a hernie...
He had a hernia
He can't stand up, her can't lie flat
The torment in his tummy preventing that
He can't sit down, can't go anywhere
The devil in his belly proving too much to bear
He can't go out & he can't stay in
Oh what's it all about? He just can't win
No chance of a bath
Or to see the lavatory for him
No one sees he's a ruptured man
He can't sneeze like you normally can...
Ernie never smiles & he dare not grin
An aggravating abdomen wearing him thin
Ernie had a hernia but he did not give in
No one sees he's a ruptured man
He can't sneeze like you normally can
They're all mean, they're all riff raff
He turns green when they make him laugh
Ernie had a. Ernie had a...
Hernia, a hernie
Ernie had a. Ernie had a...
Hernia, a hernie...
He had a hernia
Ernia had a...
He had a hernia
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He had a hernia
Ernia had a...
He had a hernia
Hernia, a hernie...
Ernie had a. Ernie had a...
Hernia, a hernie
Ernie had a. Ernie had a...
He turns green when they make him laugh
They're all mean, they're all riff raff
He can't sneeze like you normally can
No one sees he's a ruptured man
Ernie had a hernia but he did not give in
An aggravating abdomen wearing him thin
Ernie never smiles & he dare not grin
He can't sneeze like you normally can...
No one sees he's a ruptured man
Or to see the lavatory for him
No chance of a bath
Oh what's it all about? He just can't win
He can't go out & he can't stay in
The devil in his belly proving too much to bear
He can't sit down, can't go anywhere
The torment in his tummy preventing that
He can't stand up, her can't lie flat
He had a hernia
Hernia, a hernie...
Ernie had a. Ernie had a...
Hernia, a hernie
Ernie had a. Ernie had a...
He turns green when they make him laugh
They're all mean, they're all riff raff
He can't sneeze like you normally can
No one sees he's a ruptured man
And says don't trouble me
He sits in the dark,
He can't embark on a trip to the pub
No drinks, no grub
No walks in the park,
& his gut was rearranged
He let out a shout as he passed out
But on the toilet seat he remained
He pushed & he stained
He forced & he frowned,
He didn't even know he was constipated
An aching head, intoxicated
He spent all night in the bog with the blues
Too much nosh & too much booze
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| EErnie HHad AAn HHernia |
| rnie ad n ernia |
| rEnie aHd nA eHrnia |
| srnie jad zn jernia |
| sErnie jHad zAn jHernia |
| Esrnie Hjad Azn Hjernia |
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| 3rnie uad qn uernia |
| 3Ernie uHad qAn uHernia |
| E3rnie Huad Aqn Huernia |
| frnie nad sn nernia |
| fErnie nHad sAn nHernia |
| Efrnie Hnad Asn Hnernia |
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| rrnie bad wn bernia |
| rErnie bHad wAn bHernia |
| Errnie Hbad Awn Hbernia |
| 4rnie gad xn gernia |
| 4Ernie gHad xAn gHernia |
| E4rnie Hgad Axn Hgernia |
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| drnie yad Ann yernia |
| dErnie yHad A yHernia |
| Edrnie Hyad An Hyernia |
| wrnie Haad Am Heernia |
| wErnie Hd Amn Hrnia |
| Ewrnie Hda Anm Hrenia |
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| Hzd Ah Hsrnia |
| Enie Hzad Ahn Hsernia |
| Enrie Hazd Anh Hesrnia |
| Ednie Hqd Aj H3rnia |
| Hqad Ajn H3ernia |
| Erdnie Haqd Anj He3rnia |
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| E4nie Hsd Ab Hfrnia |
| Hsad Abn Hfernia |
| Er4nie Hasd Anb Hefrnia |
| Egnie Hwd Hrrnia |
| Egrnie Hwad Hrernia |
| Ergnie Hawd Herrnia |
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| Etnie Hxd H4rnia |
| Etrnie Hxad H4ernia |
| Ertnie Haxd He4rnia |
| E5nie Hadd Hdrnia |
| E5rnie Ha Hdernia |
| Er5nie Had Hedrnia |
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| Efnie Hax Hwrnia |
| Hwernia |
| Erfnie Hadx Hewrnia |
| Eenie Hae |
| Eernie Haed Henia |
| Erenie Hade Henria |
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| Ernnie Haf Hednia |
| Erie Hafd |
| Erine Hadf Herdnia |
| Ermie Har He4nia |
| Ermnie Hard |
| Ernmie Hadr Her4nia |
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| Erhie Hac Hegnia |
| Erhnie Hacd Hegrnia |
| Ernhie Hadc Hergnia |
| Erjie Has Hetnia |
| Erjnie Hetrnia |
| Ernjie Hads Hertnia |
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