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Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisp... |
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When the pubs are shut,
and the taxi queue is long,
When your brain is mashed,
and your legs are working wrong.
When you haven't pulled,
or even if you have,
When you've been to Abduls,
and he spat on your kebab.
Stop thinking, Start drinking,
dont worry what your parents said,
Fill your mind with beer instead,
Stop thinking, Start drinking,
dont worry what your doctors say,
Your liver's ruined anyway.
When youve all been out,
and youve found the one you love, "awww"
But your bottles gone,
and you might not get it up.
If your insecure,
and it might not be enough,
Get some Alcopops,
and show the world your Muff.
Stop thinking, Start drinking,
dont worry about Health Warnings,
Think about it in the morning,
Stop thinking, Start drinking,
if you think your heads in trouble,
Have some more, you'll see it double.
Stop thinking, and Start drinking,
Stop thinking, Start drinking,
Stop your thinking, Slease start drinking,
Stop your thinking, and Start drinking.
Stop thinking, Start drinking,
If you're scared you've had too much,
you need some Courage from the dutch,
Stop thinking, Start drinking,
"Yeah..Yeah..Yeah"
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"Yeah..Yeah..Yeah"
Stop thinking, Start drinking,
you need some Courage from the dutch,
If you're scared you've had too much,
Stop thinking, Start drinking,
Stop your thinking, and Start drinking.
Stop your thinking, Slease start drinking,
Stop thinking, Start drinking,
Stop thinking, and Start drinking,
Have some more, you'll see it double.
if you think your heads in trouble,
Stop thinking, Start drinking,
Think about it in the morning,
dont worry about Health Warnings,
Stop thinking, Start drinking,
and show the world your Muff.
Get some Alcopops,
and it might not be enough,
If your insecure,
and you might not get it up.
But your bottles gone,
and youve found the one you love, "awww"
When youve all been out,
Your liver's ruined anyway.
dont worry what your doctors say,
Stop thinking, Start drinking,
Fill your mind with beer instead,
dont worry what your parents said,
Stop thinking, Start drinking,
and he spat on your kebab.
When you've been to Abduls,
or even if you have,
When you haven't pulled,
and your legs are working wrong.
When your brain is mashed,
and the taxi queue is long,
When the pubs are shut,
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