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Big Chain Records (skit)
[Ludacris (MC Medallian) whispers:] Man,
I cant believe this.. Whole family bout to get kicked
out on the streets. I aint got no money, God. Man its gonna get worse.
[Lady at Big Chain Records
(LaChainya):] Good Morning,
Big Chain Records this is LaChainya speaking. How may I help you?
[Ludacris:] Uh yeah.. um..
I seem to be having a couple problems (whoa whoa) wit my contract.
[LaChainya:] We have a chain of commands here.
Sounds like you need to speak to the head chain in charge. Hold please.
[MUSIC:] BIG CHAIN RECORDS. BIG CHAIN. BIG CHAIN RECORDS. BIG CHAIN.
[Big Chainy:] Big Chainy!
[Ludacris:] Hey Mr. Chainy
[Big Chainy:] Hey hold for a sec.
, (whispers) yeah i need 30 chains down in New Oreleans. Go 'head
[Ludacris:] yeah, um... its MC Medallian here...
[Big Chainy:] Medallian, how ya doin, brotha?
[Ludacris:] Hey can I come up and see you? 'Cause I'm having a couple....
[Big Chainy:] sure, sure, man, I love new talent.
[Luda:] Aight
[Big Chainy:] Hey Medallian how ya doin'?
[Luda:] Whats goin on...
[Big Chainy:] Thats a pretty little chain you got there (I know, I know)
[Luda:] Um... I was having a couple problems here because
I was lookin' over my contract and I seem to be having
a some issues. It states here that I'm supposed to
get my advance when I signed the contract and I still
havent gotten my advance and I dont know whats goin' on.
[Big Chainy:] Oh.... okay.
.. I see where that could be a problem.
([Luda:] right) What I don't think you understand is
that what we're gonna do is give you a really big ass
chain, just a big ASS chain ([background:] big ass chain)
[Luda:] Okay. Big Chain. Okay,
okay I understand that but it says here that I'm supposed
to get some monitary value. I-I dont have any money, I-I need money...
[Big Chainy:] I could see where the confusin' would
come in at. What I don't think you understand is that
we're gonna give you a really BIG ASS chain,
a big ([luda:] right), platnium big ass chain an-annd
on the back end we're gonna give you some big ass earrings.
[Luda:] okay look, I understand about the chain man,
my family's about to get kicked out on the street
([big chainy:] oh that's terrible) I mean,
I have no money whatsoever. I need money..
[Big Chainy:] you know what?
I don't usually do this, okay.
.. I don't usually do this but but since you dont believe.
Jake, bring out the chain!
([backround:] QUE THE CHAIN!
) ([backround:] AHHH! Damn thats a big ass chain!
) that is a big ass chain...
[Luda:] oh God. I, I guess I didn't realize how big
ths chain was ([Big Chainy:] yeah,
it's, it's not a problem) I'm sorry,
jus-just forget about what I was talkin about...
[Big Chainy:] Not a problem.
.. Big Chain Records is takin off,
we're expanding. (right, right) We're gettin' bigger
and better (right). You know what,
chains can be loose? much bigger.
Pretty soon we're gonna have a whole chain of big ass
chains ([luda:] alright. BIG CHAIN RECORDS!
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chains ([luda:] alright. BIG CHAIN RECORDS!
Pretty soon we're gonna have a whole chain of big ass
chains can be loose? much bigger.
and better (right). You know what,
we're expanding. (right, right) We're gettin' bigger
.. Big Chain Records is takin off,
[Big Chainy:] Not a problem.
jus-just forget about what I was talkin about...
it's, it's not a problem) I'm sorry,
ths chain was ([Big Chainy:] yeah,
[Luda:] oh God. I, I guess I didn't realize how big
) that is a big ass chain...
) ([backround:] AHHH! Damn thats a big ass chain!
([backround:] QUE THE CHAIN!
Jake, bring out the chain!
.. I don't usually do this but but since you dont believe.
I don't usually do this, okay.
[Big Chainy:] you know what?
I have no money whatsoever. I need money..
([big chainy:] oh that's terrible) I mean,
my family's about to get kicked out on the street
[Luda:] okay look, I understand about the chain man,
on the back end we're gonna give you some big ass earrings.
a big ([luda:] right), platnium big ass chain an-annd
we're gonna give you a really BIG ASS chain,
come in at. What I don't think you understand is that
[Big Chainy:] I could see where the confusin' would
to get some monitary value. I-I dont have any money, I-I need money...
okay I understand that but it says here that I'm supposed
[Luda:] Okay. Big Chain. Okay,
chain, just a big ASS chain ([background:] big ass chain)
that what we're gonna do is give you a really big ass
([Luda:] right) What I don't think you understand is
.. I see where that could be a problem.
[Big Chainy:] Oh.... okay.
havent gotten my advance and I dont know whats goin' on.
get my advance when I signed the contract and I still
a some issues. It states here that I'm supposed to
I was lookin' over my contract and I seem to be having
[Luda:] Um... I was having a couple problems here because
[Big Chainy:] Thats a pretty little chain you got there (I know, I know)
[Luda:] Whats goin on...
[Big Chainy:] Hey Medallian how ya doin'?
[Luda:] Aight
[Big Chainy:] sure, sure, man, I love new talent.
[Ludacris:] Hey can I come up and see you? 'Cause I'm having a couple....
[Big Chainy:] Medallian, how ya doin, brotha?
[Ludacris:] yeah, um... its MC Medallian here...
, (whispers) yeah i need 30 chains down in New Oreleans. Go 'head
[Big Chainy:] Hey hold for a sec.
[Ludacris:] Hey Mr. Chainy
[Big Chainy:] Big Chainy!
[MUSIC:] BIG CHAIN RECORDS. BIG CHAIN. BIG CHAIN RECORDS. BIG CHAIN.
Sounds like you need to speak to the head chain in charge. Hold please.
[LaChainya:] We have a chain of commands here.
I seem to be having a couple problems (whoa whoa) wit my contract.
[Ludacris:] Uh yeah.. um..
Big Chain Records this is LaChainya speaking. How may I help you?
(LaChainya):] Good Morning,
[Lady at Big Chain Records
out on the streets. I aint got no money, God. Man its gonna get worse.
I cant believe this.. Whole family bout to get kicked
[Ludacris (MC Medallian) whispers:] Man,
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