Tim Minchin - If You Open Your Mind Too Much Your Brain Will Fal...

Tim Minchin

If You Open Your Mind Too Much Your Brain Will Fal...

If anyone can show me one example in the history of the world
Of a single psychic who has been able to prove
Under reasonable experimental conditions
That they are able to read minds

And if anyone can show me one example in the history of the world
Of a single astrologer who has been able to prove
Under reasonable experimental conditions
That they can predict events by interpreting celestial signs

And if anyone can show me one example in the history of the world
Of a single Homoeopathic Practitioner who has been able to prove
Under reasonable experimental conditions
That solutions made up of infinitely tiny particles of good stuff
Dissolved repeatedly into relatively huge quantities of water
Has a consistently higher medicinal value
Than a similarly administered placebo

And if anyone can show me one example in the history of the world
Of a single spiritual or religious person who has been able to show
Either empirically or logically the existence of a higher power
With has any consciousness or interest in the human race or ability to
Punish or reward humans for there moral choices or that there is any
Reason other than fear to believe in any version of an afterlife

I'll give you my piano, one of my legs, and my wife

Mirror lyrics:

I'll give you my piano, one of my legs, and my wife

Reason other than fear to believe in any version of an afterlife
Punish or reward humans for there moral choices or that there is any
With has any consciousness or interest in the human race or ability to
Either empirically or logically the existence of a higher power
Of a single spiritual or religious person who has been able to show
And if anyone can show me one example in the history of the world

Than a similarly administered placebo
Has a consistently higher medicinal value
Dissolved repeatedly into relatively huge quantities of water
That solutions made up of infinitely tiny particles of good stuff
Under reasonable experimental conditions
Of a single Homoeopathic Practitioner who has been able to prove
And if anyone can show me one example in the history of the world

That they can predict events by interpreting celestial signs
Under reasonable experimental conditions
Of a single astrologer who has been able to prove
And if anyone can show me one example in the history of the world

That they are able to read minds
Under reasonable experimental conditions
Of a single psychic who has been able to prove
If anyone can show me one example in the history of the world

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