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He's My Brother In Law
Well, he comes over to the house in a three day beard
Sleeps on the couch, makes the place smell weird
He's on something and it damn sure ain't the job
He scares the kids, stays on the phone
He's got a car somewhere for me to co-sign on
He's been disowned and his wife's run off with Bob
She finally told him he wasn't worth a damn
He tries to blame it all on Vietnam
But he wasn't there, he was twelve in seventy-four
And he's got a bad back and a messy divorce
He's got a workman's comp. case tied up in court
He can't move and I can sure vouch for that
CHORUS
He's my brother-in-law
He's from Arkansas
Lord, the best man at my wedding and the worst I ever saw
He's living off of me
He's the baby of the family
My wife won't let me shoot him cause he's my brother-in-law
Everyday he smokes four packs of menthols
Makes about eight more long distance calls
Snorts alcohol
Talks like Dusty Rhodes
And he'll go through your wallet with a fine tooth comb
And eat your family out of house and home
He'll cuss out your preacher and stop up your commode
CHORUS
He's my brother-in-law
He's got nothing on the ball
The kind of man who would rob from Peter and write a bad check to Paul
He's gotten out of hand
He oughta be a congressman
He's the kinda fella that I can't stand and he's my brother-in-law
Oh, he's the generic brand and he's my brother-in-lawwwwwwwww
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Oh, he's the generic brand and he's my brother-in-lawwwwwwwww
He's the kinda fella that I can't stand and he's my brother-in-law
He oughta be a congressman
He's gotten out of hand
The kind of man who would rob from Peter and write a bad check to Paul
He's got nothing on the ball
He's my brother-in-law
CHORUS
He'll cuss out your preacher and stop up your commode
And eat your family out of house and home
And he'll go through your wallet with a fine tooth comb
Talks like Dusty Rhodes
Snorts alcohol
Makes about eight more long distance calls
Everyday he smokes four packs of menthols
My wife won't let me shoot him cause he's my brother-in-law
He's the baby of the family
He's living off of me
Lord, the best man at my wedding and the worst I ever saw
He's from Arkansas
He's my brother-in-law
CHORUS
He can't move and I can sure vouch for that
He's got a workman's comp. case tied up in court
And he's got a bad back and a messy divorce
But he wasn't there, he was twelve in seventy-four
He tries to blame it all on Vietnam
She finally told him he wasn't worth a damn
He's been disowned and his wife's run off with Bob
He's got a car somewhere for me to co-sign on
He scares the kids, stays on the phone
He's on something and it damn sure ain't the job
Sleeps on the couch, makes the place smell weird
Well, he comes over to the house in a three day beard
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