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| Crying In My Beer 
 What will it take to make you happy
 What will it take to stop your whining
 What will it take to make you amscray
 What will it take to stop your crying
 I know that you've been so bored since the Circle K closed down
 So if it makes you feel a bit better just picture me
 Crying crying in my beer
 
 I got a feeling you've been damaged
 I think you've got way too much time on your hands
 I throw away your stupid little letter
 Like Margie Whipple you don't get it
 If you were a TV show baby you would've been cancelled
 Do to declining viewership recycled plots and bad acting
 Crying in my beer
 
 It's pointless to wonder what life would be like with you and me
 'Cause me minus you equals one less little parasite less
 I'm crying in my beer
 
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