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The Money Song
(Harold Rome)
Dean Martin & Jerry Lewis
If you got it you don't need it
If you need it you don't got it
You don't get shame on you
Funny funny funny what money can do.
Them that have it get more of it
Less they need it the more they love it
And it sticks to them like glue
Funny funny funny what money can do.
Ask the rich man he'll confess
Money can't buy happiness
Ask the poor man he don't doubt
But he'd rather be miserable with than without.
If you spend it please be wiser
If you save it you're a miser
You don't want it you're cuckoo
Funny funny funny what money can do.
(JL) La la money
(DM) Oh shut up Jerry what are you doing
(JL) I'm singing (DM) This is singing
(JL) Don't you like it (DM) No I don't like it you want to sing with me
(JL) Can I sing with you (DM) Sure you can
(JL) All right.
(DM) If I do not need it badly
(JL) Folks will give it to you gladly
(DM) But I need it
(JL) Nuts to you
(DM) Funny funny funny what money can do.
(DM) If I am lucky and I make it
(JL) You'll be frightened (D) But who can take it
(JL) The Internal Revenoooooooo
(DM) Funny funny funny what money can do.
(DM) Birds don't got it still they sing
(JL) Eating winds up on the wing
(DM) Ideal lives some folks affirm
(JL) So OK you're a bird but suppose you're a woman
(DM) It's a bad thing oh yes very
(JL) For the germs and sanitary
(DM) Will you have some (JL) Oh thank you
(Both) Funny funny funny what money can do.
...mumble jumble...
(DM) If I got it (JL) Who's got it (DM) I don't need it (JL) But I need it
(DM) If you need it (JL) And I need it (DM) You don't got it
(JL) But I want it
(DM) You can't get it shame on you (JL) What can I do
(Both) Funny, funny, funny what money can do.
(DM) Them that have it (JL) Where'd they get it
(DM) Get more of it (JL) Can they keep it
(DM) The less they need it (JL) Who don't need it
(DM) The more they love it (JL) And how they love it
(DM) And it sticks to them like glue (JL) Boo hoo
(Both) Funny, funny, funny what money can do.
(Both) Money, money we love you
(Both) Funny, funny, funny you can do...
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(Both) Funny, funny, funny you can do...
(Both) Money, money we love you
(Both) Funny, funny, funny what money can do.
(DM) And it sticks to them like glue (JL) Boo hoo
(DM) The more they love it (JL) And how they love it
(DM) The less they need it (JL) Who don't need it
(DM) Get more of it (JL) Can they keep it
(DM) Them that have it (JL) Where'd they get it
(Both) Funny, funny, funny what money can do.
(DM) You can't get it shame on you (JL) What can I do
(JL) But I want it
(DM) If you need it (JL) And I need it (DM) You don't got it
(DM) If I got it (JL) Who's got it (DM) I don't need it (JL) But I need it
...mumble jumble...
(Both) Funny funny funny what money can do.
(DM) Will you have some (JL) Oh thank you
(JL) For the germs and sanitary
(DM) It's a bad thing oh yes very
(JL) So OK you're a bird but suppose you're a woman
(DM) Ideal lives some folks affirm
(JL) Eating winds up on the wing
(DM) Birds don't got it still they sing
(DM) Funny funny funny what money can do.
(JL) The Internal Revenoooooooo
(JL) You'll be frightened (D) But who can take it
(DM) If I am lucky and I make it
(DM) Funny funny funny what money can do.
(JL) Nuts to you
(DM) But I need it
(JL) Folks will give it to you gladly
(DM) If I do not need it badly
(JL) All right.
(JL) Can I sing with you (DM) Sure you can
(JL) Don't you like it (DM) No I don't like it you want to sing with me
(JL) I'm singing (DM) This is singing
(DM) Oh shut up Jerry what are you doing
(JL) La la money
Funny funny funny what money can do.
You don't want it you're cuckoo
If you save it you're a miser
If you spend it please be wiser
But he'd rather be miserable with than without.
Ask the poor man he don't doubt
Money can't buy happiness
Ask the rich man he'll confess
Funny funny funny what money can do.
And it sticks to them like glue
Less they need it the more they love it
Them that have it get more of it
Funny funny funny what money can do.
You don't get shame on you
If you need it you don't got it
If you got it you don't need it
Dean Martin & Jerry Lewis
(Harold Rome)
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