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Big Fat Pig
Norman the Mormon hears the doorbell ring.
But inside they're not answering.
Peering through the window, to his surprise,
The door flies open, "Come inside!"
"I am Jason the Freemason, what you're selling i do not need.
Mr. Patrick, orthodox Catholic, is more likely in your league."
At that very moment Mr. Softee rings his bells,
Ding-a-ling ding-a-ling.
Quickly thereafter, Choco-Taco delight
greased lightning on his brand new mountain bike.
Now watch you most closely, for here the plot does twist.
Enter Simon, the super Scientologist.
"I'm opining sailing Simon. Is you stupid or is you just high?
Mother Hubbard got me covered like Sarah Lee on her cherry pie."
Norman says to Simon, "Hey, if there are really aliens,
I would think that L. Ron Hubbard would have to be one of them."
"Oh My Lord! Oh My Lord! Oh My Oh My!"
Harmonica solo
The Pie Man passes by on his way to the fair (and he says)
"Reason, won't you put your blue dress on?
Reason, won't you put your blue jeans on?"
At that very moment Mr.Softee rings his bells.
So before Simon could bring his crushing blow,
Norman raises his hands, "Oh no, oh no!"
Simon says, "Hey, we ain't even finished this!"
Norman says, "Yes we have. Here come them Witnesses."
"Reason, won't you put your blue dress on?
Reason, won't you put your blue dress on?"
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Reason, won't you put your blue dress on?"
"Reason, won't you put your blue dress on?
Norman says, "Yes we have. Here come them Witnesses."
Simon says, "Hey, we ain't even finished this!"
Norman raises his hands, "Oh no, oh no!"
So before Simon could bring his crushing blow,
At that very moment Mr.Softee rings his bells.
Reason, won't you put your blue jeans on?"
"Reason, won't you put your blue dress on?
The Pie Man passes by on his way to the fair (and he says)
Harmonica solo
"Oh My Lord! Oh My Lord! Oh My Oh My!"
I would think that L. Ron Hubbard would have to be one of them."
Norman says to Simon, "Hey, if there are really aliens,
Mother Hubbard got me covered like Sarah Lee on her cherry pie."
"I'm opining sailing Simon. Is you stupid or is you just high?
Enter Simon, the super Scientologist.
Now watch you most closely, for here the plot does twist.
greased lightning on his brand new mountain bike.
Quickly thereafter, Choco-Taco delight
Ding-a-ling ding-a-ling.
At that very moment Mr. Softee rings his bells,
Mr. Patrick, orthodox Catholic, is more likely in your league."
"I am Jason the Freemason, what you're selling i do not need.
The door flies open, "Come inside!"
Peering through the window, to his surprise,
But inside they're not answering.
Norman the Mormon hears the doorbell ring.
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