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Super Skier
(Gibson/Rieser/Rieser)
Well, they called him Super Skier
As he sat around the sundeck,
For he swore that he would never take a spill.
When they finally brought him down
They had to use three toboggans
To carry all the pieces down the hill.
CHORUS:
He was comin' down that slope
Doin' ninety miles an hour
When he caught an edge of his ski.
Well, his clothes, they were fast,
But the slopes, they were faster.
That's the last of Super Skier we shall see.
Well, he hollered, "What the hell!"
As he lined them parallel:
He figured there was nothing more to learn.
(Oh, no...)
And as he started on his way,
He shouted, "Ondelay!",
Assuming that he'd never have to turn.
Well, he was slippin' down that slope
Doin' ninety miles an hour
When a mogul flipped him in the air.
His jumping form was fine
Until he ran into that pine,
And two one-legged skiers left from there.
(repeat CHORUS)
When he left that tree at last,
He was moving twice as fast.
Both halves were skimming moguls like a feather.
He said, "If I must be
A split personality,
How can I ever keep my knees together?"
One ski was headed north,
And the other headed west,
'Cause both of them, you see, were running freer.
And folks up on Little Nell
Looked up, scared as hell,
Said, "It's a bird." "No, it's a plane." "It's Super Skier!"
(No, uh, it's a bird.)
(repeat CHORUS)
Now the moral of my story
(Though my story's kinda gory):
For all you sundeck Charlies, there's still hope.
You buy the fastest clothes you can,
Then talk skiing like a man,
But don't let people catch you on the slope!
(repeat CHORUS)
And let's get Charlie off the M. T. A.
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And let's get Charlie off the M. T. A.
(repeat CHORUS)
But don't let people catch you on the slope!
Then talk skiing like a man,
You buy the fastest clothes you can,
For all you sundeck Charlies, there's still hope.
(Though my story's kinda gory):
Now the moral of my story
(repeat CHORUS)
(No, uh, it's a bird.)
Said, "It's a bird." "No, it's a plane." "It's Super Skier!"
Looked up, scared as hell,
And folks up on Little Nell
'Cause both of them, you see, were running freer.
And the other headed west,
One ski was headed north,
How can I ever keep my knees together?"
A split personality,
He said, "If I must be
Both halves were skimming moguls like a feather.
He was moving twice as fast.
When he left that tree at last,
(repeat CHORUS)
And two one-legged skiers left from there.
Until he ran into that pine,
His jumping form was fine
When a mogul flipped him in the air.
Doin' ninety miles an hour
Well, he was slippin' down that slope
Assuming that he'd never have to turn.
He shouted, "Ondelay!",
And as he started on his way,
(Oh, no...)
He figured there was nothing more to learn.
As he lined them parallel:
Well, he hollered, "What the hell!"
That's the last of Super Skier we shall see.
But the slopes, they were faster.
Well, his clothes, they were fast,
When he caught an edge of his ski.
Doin' ninety miles an hour
He was comin' down that slope
CHORUS:
To carry all the pieces down the hill.
They had to use three toboggans
When they finally brought him down
For he swore that he would never take a spill.
As he sat around the sundeck,
Well, they called him Super Skier
(Gibson/Rieser/Rieser)
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