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The John Birch Society
by Michael Brown
Oh, we're meetin' at the courthouse at eight o'clock tonight
You just walk in the door and take the first turn to the right
Be careful when you get there, we hate to be bereft
But we're taking down the names of everybody turning left
Oh, we're the John Birch Society, the John Birch Society
Here to save our country from a communistic plot
Join the John Birch Society, help us fill the ranks
To get this movement started we need lots of tools and cranks
Now there's no one that we're certain the Kremlin doesn't touch
We think that Westbrook Pegler doth protest a bit too much
We only hail the hero from whom we got our name
We're not sure what he did but he's our hero just the same
Oh, we're the John Birch Society, the John Birch Society
Socialism is the ism dismalest of all
Join the John Birch Society, there's so much to do
Have you heard they're serving vodka at the WCTU?
Well you've heard about the agents that we've already named
Well MPA has agents that are flauntedly unashamed
We're after Rosie Clooney, we've gotten Pinkie Lee
And the day we get Red Skelton won't that be a victory
Oh we're the John Birch Society, the John Birch Society
Norman Vincent Peale may think he's kidding us along
But the John Birch Society knows he spilled the beans
He keeps on preaching brotherhood, but we know what he means
We'll teach you how to spot 'em in the cities or the sticks
For even Jasper Junction is just full of Bolsheviks
The CIA's subversive and so's the FCC
There's no one left but thee and we, and we're not sure of thee
Oh, we're the John Birch Society, the John Birch Society
Here to save our country from a communistic plot
Join the John Birch Society holding off the Reds
We'll use our hand and hearts and if we must we'll use our heads
Do you want Justice Warren for your Commissar?
Do you want Mrs. Krushchev in there with the DAR?
You cannot trust your neighbor or even next of kin
If mommie is a commie then you gotta turn her in
Oh, we're the John Birch Society, the John Birch Society
Fighting for the right to fight the right fight for the Right
Join the John Birch Society as we're marching on
And we'll all be glad to see you when we're meeting in the John
The John, the John Birch So- ci- i- teee.
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The John, the John Birch So- ci- i- teee.
And we'll all be glad to see you when we're meeting in the John
Join the John Birch Society as we're marching on
Fighting for the right to fight the right fight for the Right
Oh, we're the John Birch Society, the John Birch Society
If mommie is a commie then you gotta turn her in
You cannot trust your neighbor or even next of kin
Do you want Mrs. Krushchev in there with the DAR?
Do you want Justice Warren for your Commissar?
We'll use our hand and hearts and if we must we'll use our heads
Join the John Birch Society holding off the Reds
Here to save our country from a communistic plot
Oh, we're the John Birch Society, the John Birch Society
There's no one left but thee and we, and we're not sure of thee
The CIA's subversive and so's the FCC
For even Jasper Junction is just full of Bolsheviks
We'll teach you how to spot 'em in the cities or the sticks
He keeps on preaching brotherhood, but we know what he means
But the John Birch Society knows he spilled the beans
Norman Vincent Peale may think he's kidding us along
Oh we're the John Birch Society, the John Birch Society
And the day we get Red Skelton won't that be a victory
We're after Rosie Clooney, we've gotten Pinkie Lee
Well MPA has agents that are flauntedly unashamed
Well you've heard about the agents that we've already named
Have you heard they're serving vodka at the WCTU?
Join the John Birch Society, there's so much to do
Socialism is the ism dismalest of all
Oh, we're the John Birch Society, the John Birch Society
We're not sure what he did but he's our hero just the same
We only hail the hero from whom we got our name
We think that Westbrook Pegler doth protest a bit too much
Now there's no one that we're certain the Kremlin doesn't touch
To get this movement started we need lots of tools and cranks
Join the John Birch Society, help us fill the ranks
Here to save our country from a communistic plot
Oh, we're the John Birch Society, the John Birch Society
But we're taking down the names of everybody turning left
Be careful when you get there, we hate to be bereft
You just walk in the door and take the first turn to the right
Oh, we're meetin' at the courthouse at eight o'clock tonight
by Michael Brown
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