Brad Paisley - Ode De Toilet (the Toilet Song)

Brad Paisley

Ode De Toilet (the Toilet Song)

She says not to buy her flowers
Or big expensive gifts
She says she don't want jewlery
And she doesn't need another dress
If I want to show her how much I adore her
The best way that I've found
Is to make sure when I'm finished
I put that toilet seat down.

We've been to counseling
To try and see the ways we could improve
This thing between us
And different ways to show each other "I love you"
Forget about those getaway vacations
To romantic coastal towns
If you want to say "I love you"
Then put that toilet seat down.

'Cause in the middle of the night
It's cold and it's dark
And when I hear my name in vain
I know I haven't done my part
She just wants me to support her
And the best way that I've found
So with a gentle hand and a loving touch
I put that toilet seat down.

I know it's kind of funny
You can teach a little puppy
But it's very hard to train a grown man
When I'm all about my buisiness
And the path of least resistance
She's the one that suffers in the end.

In the middle of the night
It's cold and it's dark
And when I hear my name in vain
I know I haven't done my part
She just wants me to support her
And the best way that I've found
So with a gentle hand and a loving touch
I put that toilet seat down
Down, down...

Mirror lyrics:

Down, down...
I put that toilet seat down
So with a gentle hand and a loving touch
And the best way that I've found
She just wants me to support her
I know I haven't done my part
And when I hear my name in vain
It's cold and it's dark
In the middle of the night

She's the one that suffers in the end.
And the path of least resistance
When I'm all about my buisiness
But it's very hard to train a grown man
You can teach a little puppy
I know it's kind of funny

I put that toilet seat down.
So with a gentle hand and a loving touch
And the best way that I've found
She just wants me to support her
I know I haven't done my part
And when I hear my name in vain
It's cold and it's dark
'Cause in the middle of the night

Then put that toilet seat down.
If you want to say "I love you"
To romantic coastal towns
Forget about those getaway vacations
And different ways to show each other "I love you"
This thing between us
To try and see the ways we could improve
We've been to counseling

I put that toilet seat down.
Is to make sure when I'm finished
The best way that I've found
If I want to show her how much I adore her
And she doesn't need another dress
She says she don't want jewlery
Or big expensive gifts
She says not to buy her flowers

Relevant Tags:

OOde DDe TToilet ((the TToilet SSong)	de e oilet the oilet ong)	dOe eD oTilet t(he oTilet oSng)	kde xe foilet (tthe foilet zong)	kOde xDe fToilet (he fToilet zSong)
Okde Dxe Tfoilet (hte Tfoilet Szong)	9de ee 5oilet (fhe 5oilet wong)	9Ode eDe 5Toilet (fthe 5Toilet wSong)	O9de Dee T5oilet (tfhe T5oilet Swong)	0de fe hoilet (5he hoilet dong)
0Ode fDe hToilet (5the hToilet dSong)	O0de Dfe Thoilet (t5he Thoilet Sdong)	lde re yoilet (hhe yoilet eong)	lOde rDe yToilet (hthe yToilet eSong)	Olde Dre Tyoilet (thhe Tyoilet Seong)
ide ce 6oilet (yhe 6oilet xong)	iOde cDe 6Toilet (ythe 6Toilet xSong)	Oide Dce T6oilet (tyhe T6oilet Sxong)	Odde se goilet (6he goilet aong)	Oe sDe gToilet (6the gToilet aSong)
Oed Dse Tgoilet (t6he Tgoilet Saong)	Oxe roilet (ghe roilet Soong)	Oxde D rToilet (gthe rToilet Sng)	Odxe De Troilet (tghe Troilet Snog)	Oee Ds Tooilet (rhe Tooilet Skng)
Oede Tilet (rthe Tilet Skong)	Odee Des Tiolet (trhe Tiolet Sokng)	Ofe D3 Tkilet Tkilet S9ng)	Ofde D3e Tkoilet (te Tkoilet S9ong)	Odfe De3 Tokilet (teh Tokilet So9ng)
Ore Df T9ilet (tje T9ilet S0ng)	Orde T9oilet (tjhe T9oilet S0ong)	Odre Def To9ilet (thje To9ilet So0ng)	Oce Dr T0ilet (tue T0ilet Slng)	Ocde T0oilet (tuhe T0oilet Slong)
Odce Der To0ilet (thue To0ilet Solng)	Ose D4 Tlilet (tne Tlilet Sing)	Osde D4e Tloilet (tnhe Tloilet Siong)	Odse De4 Tolilet (thne Tolilet Soing)	Dd Tiilet (tbe Tiilet Sonng)
Od Dde Tioilet (tbhe Tioilet Sog)	Ode Ded Toiilet (thbe Toiilet Sogn)	Ods Dw (tge Somg)	Dwe Tolet Tolet Somng)	Odes Dew Toliet (thge Toliet Sonmg)
Od3 Tojlet (tye Tojlet Sohg)	Od3e Tojilet Tojilet Sohng)	Ode3 Toijlet (thye Toijlet Sonhg)	Odf To9let (thee To9let Sojg)	(th Sojng)
Odef Toi9let (the Toi9let Sonjg)	Odr Tollet (ths Tollet Sobg)	(thse Sobng)	Oder Toillet (thes Toillet Sonbg)	Od4 Toolet (th3 Toolet Songg)
Od4e (th3e Son)	Ode4 Toiolet (the3 Toiolet Son)g	Odd Toklet (thf Toklet Sonh)

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