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Bigger Fish To Fry
I said a bad word when I was a kid
Mamma said that I'd be sorry for the sin that I did
My daddy whooped me and the preacher said shame
And I tried like hell to change.
Chorus:
But I cuss, I smoke, I laugh at dirty jokes
The minor voices, man I know 'em well
I've closed down bars, I've lusted in my heart
My ex's think I ougta burn in hell
But the devil he won't notice when I die
Don't you figure he's got bigger fish to fry.
Politicians taking pork barrel bribes
Crooked CEOs are getting off with no time
Christmas Eve burglers stealing good children's toys, (can't say Christmas)
Holiday burglers stealing good children's toys.
Chorus:
I cuss, I smoke, I laugh at dirty jokes
The minor voices, man I know 'em well
I've closed down bars, I've lusted in my heart
My ex think I ougta burn in hell
But the devil won't even notice when I die
Yeah don't you figure he's got bigger fish to fry.
Yeah there's gonna be bonfire burning
An everlasting barbecue.
But with all the bad stuff going on
There ain't gonna be room for me and you.
'Cause we cuss, we smoke, ee laugh at Tater's jokes.
(Spoken)
Tell one Jim. You know you're old when your wife says honey
let's run upstairs and make love
And your answer is "I cannot do both."
The minor voices, man we know 'em well
We've closed down bars, we've lusted in our hearts
Our ex's think we ougta burn in hell
But the devil he won't notice when we die
Hey, don't you figure he's got bigger fish to fry
Yeah, don't you figure he's got bigger fish to fry
Pass the tartar sauce.
When we all get to heaven what a day of rejoicing it will be...
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When we all get to heaven what a day of rejoicing it will be...
Pass the tartar sauce.
Yeah, don't you figure he's got bigger fish to fry
Hey, don't you figure he's got bigger fish to fry
But the devil he won't notice when we die
Our ex's think we ougta burn in hell
We've closed down bars, we've lusted in our hearts
The minor voices, man we know 'em well
And your answer is "I cannot do both."
let's run upstairs and make love
Tell one Jim. You know you're old when your wife says honey
(Spoken)
'Cause we cuss, we smoke, ee laugh at Tater's jokes.
There ain't gonna be room for me and you.
But with all the bad stuff going on
An everlasting barbecue.
Yeah there's gonna be bonfire burning
Yeah don't you figure he's got bigger fish to fry.
But the devil won't even notice when I die
My ex think I ougta burn in hell
I've closed down bars, I've lusted in my heart
The minor voices, man I know 'em well
I cuss, I smoke, I laugh at dirty jokes
Chorus:
Holiday burglers stealing good children's toys.
Christmas Eve burglers stealing good children's toys, (can't say Christmas)
Crooked CEOs are getting off with no time
Politicians taking pork barrel bribes
Don't you figure he's got bigger fish to fry.
But the devil he won't notice when I die
My ex's think I ougta burn in hell
I've closed down bars, I've lusted in my heart
The minor voices, man I know 'em well
But I cuss, I smoke, I laugh at dirty jokes
Chorus:
And I tried like hell to change.
My daddy whooped me and the preacher said shame
Mamma said that I'd be sorry for the sin that I did
I said a bad word when I was a kid
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