Bob Rivers - What If God Smoked Cannibis

Bob Rivers

What If God Smoked Cannibis

If God had long hair, and a goatee
And if His eyes were pretty glazed
If He looked spaced out,
Would you buy his story?
Would you believe He had an eye infection?

And yeah, yeah God looks baked
Yeah, yeah God smells good
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

What if God smoked Cannabis?
Hit the bong like some of us
Drove a tie-dyed micro bus
And he subsribes to Rolling Stone

When God made this place
In the begining, did He plant any seeds?
Or did He put them there for Adam and Eve?
So they'd be hungry for the apple that the snake
Was always offering

And yeah, yeah God rolls great
Yeah, yeah God smells good
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

What if God smoked Cannabis?
Do you suppose He'd have a bust?
When He made the platypus
When He created Earth our home
Does He like Pearl Jam or The Stones?
And do you think He rolls His own?
Up there in Heaven on the throne
And when the Saints go marching home
Maybe He sits and smokes a bowl

Mirror lyrics:

Maybe He sits and smokes a bowl
And when the Saints go marching home
Up there in Heaven on the throne
And do you think He rolls His own?
Does He like Pearl Jam or The Stones?
When He created Earth our home
When He made the platypus
Do you suppose He'd have a bust?
What if God smoked Cannabis?

yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah God smells good
And yeah, yeah God rolls great

Was always offering
So they'd be hungry for the apple that the snake
Or did He put them there for Adam and Eve?
In the begining, did He plant any seeds?
When God made this place

And he subsribes to Rolling Stone
Drove a tie-dyed micro bus
Hit the bong like some of us
What if God smoked Cannabis?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah God smells good
And yeah, yeah God looks baked

Would you believe He had an eye infection?
Would you buy his story?
If He looked spaced out,
And if His eyes were pretty glazed
If God had long hair, and a goatee

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