 |
|
 |
|
Who Put The Stump
I'd like to find the guy
Who done me wrong
And stuck my butt up
On this Christmas tree.
Who put the stump
In my rump-ba-bump-ba-bump?
Who took and jammed it
In my ram-a-lam-a-ding dong?
Who stood the wood
Where I poop-she-poop-she-poop?
Who put the stick
Up my hipty-dipty-dip?
Who was that man?
He shoved it up my can
And left me stranded on this Christmas tree. (Yeah ...)
When this angel heard
Chop-ba-ba-bop, di-chop-ba-ba-bop,
A dreadful fear went right into my heart.
Those pine tree needles sting me,
Ram-a-jam-a-ram-a-jammin' in my ding dong.
You'll never know how much that smarts. (Hooah ...)
So who put the stump
In my rump-ba-bump-ba-bump?
Who took and jammed it
In my ram-a-lam-a-ding dong?
Who stood the wood
Where I poop-she-poop-she-poop?
Who put the stick
Up my hipty-dipty-dip?
Who took that bush
And crammed it in my tush?
He made this angel beg for mercy, please. (Yow ...)
Each night when I'm alone,
Scratchity scratchity scratchity scratchity
Scratchity scratchity shoop ...
It sets my tiny bottom all aglow.
And every time I wiggle,
Slipty-din-de-din, slipty-din-de-din,
A little further in it goes. (Ohhh/Yeah ...)
(Rump-ba-bump-ba-bump
Ram-a-lam-a ding dong
Slipty-din-de-din
Poopity poopity shoop ...)
|
|
|
 |
|
 |
|
|
|
|
Poopity poopity shoop ...)
Slipty-din-de-din
Ram-a-lam-a ding dong
(Rump-ba-bump-ba-bump
A little further in it goes. (Ohhh/Yeah ...)
Slipty-din-de-din, slipty-din-de-din,
And every time I wiggle,
It sets my tiny bottom all aglow.
Scratchity scratchity shoop ...
Scratchity scratchity scratchity scratchity
Each night when I'm alone,
He made this angel beg for mercy, please. (Yow ...)
And crammed it in my tush?
Who took that bush
Up my hipty-dipty-dip?
Who put the stick
Where I poop-she-poop-she-poop?
Who stood the wood
In my ram-a-lam-a-ding dong?
Who took and jammed it
In my rump-ba-bump-ba-bump?
So who put the stump
You'll never know how much that smarts. (Hooah ...)
Ram-a-jam-a-ram-a-jammin' in my ding dong.
Those pine tree needles sting me,
A dreadful fear went right into my heart.
Chop-ba-ba-bop, di-chop-ba-ba-bop,
When this angel heard
And left me stranded on this Christmas tree. (Yeah ...)
He shoved it up my can
Who was that man?
Up my hipty-dipty-dip?
Who put the stick
Where I poop-she-poop-she-poop?
Who stood the wood
In my ram-a-lam-a-ding dong?
Who took and jammed it
In my rump-ba-bump-ba-bump?
Who put the stump
On this Christmas tree.
And stuck my butt up
Who done me wrong
I'd like to find the guy
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
| WWho PPut TThe SStump |
| ho ut he tump |
| hWo uPt hTe tSump |
| aho 0ut fhe ztump |
| aWho 0Put fThe zStump |
| Waho P0ut Tfhe Sztump |
|
| 3ho lut 5he wtump |
| 3Who lPut 5The wStump |
| W3ho Plut T5he Swtump |
| dho out hhe dtump |
| dWho oPut hThe dStump |
| Wdho Pout Thhe Sdtump |
|
| eho Puut yhe etump |
| eWho Pt yThe eStump |
| Weho Ptu Tyhe Setump |
| sho Pht 6he xtump |
| sWho Phut 6The xStump |
| Wsho Puht T6he Sxtump |
|
| 2ho P7t ghe atump |
| 2Who P7ut gThe aStump |
| W2ho Pu7t Tghe Satump |
| qho Pkt rhe Sttump |
| qWho Pkut rThe Sump |
| Wqho Pukt Trhe Sutmp |
|
| Whho Pit Sfump |
| Wo Piut Te Sftump |
| Woh Puit Teh Stfump |
| Wjo P8t Tje S5ump |
| Wjho P8ut Tjhe S5tump |
| Whjo Pu8t Thje St5ump |
|
| Wuo Pjt Tue Shump |
| Wuho Pjut Tuhe Shtump |
| Whuo Pujt Thue Sthump |
| Wno Pyt Tne Syump |
| Wnho Pyut Tnhe Sytump |
| Whno Puyt Thne Styump |
|
| Wbo Putt Tbe S6ump |
| Wbho Pu Tbhe S6tump |
| Whbo Put Thbe St6ump |
| Wgo Puf Tge Sgump |
| Wgho Puft Sgtump |
| Whgo Putf Thge Stgump |
|
| Wyo Pu5 Tye Srump |
| Wyho Pu5t Srtump |
| Whyo Put5 Thye Strump |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|