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The Booger Song
Verse 1
I was sittin' in my car waitin' for the light to change
When the guy next to me had his finger up his nose and his face was all deranged
I rolled down the window and I started to chuckle
His finger was buried right up to his knuckle
I can't help but stare 'cause I can't believe what I see
When he pulls it out it's a picture of pain
On the end of his finger's a piece of his brain
And with a smile on his face he flicks it right at me
Chorus
Talkin' 'bout boogers, talkin' 'bout boogers, talkin' 'bout boogers
You get 'em everyday
Talkin' 'bout boogers, talkin' 'bout boogers, yeah, them boogers
They're here to stay
Verse 2
They've been flicked on the seat, flung in the air
Wiped on the sofa, smeared in the chair
Put 'em in your pocket, save it for a rainy day
You remember the winter, how cold the wind felt
When your boogers would freeze and then they'd melt
And with one big "sniff" they'd go away
Chorus
Talkin' 'bout boogers, talkin' 'bout boogers, talkin' 'bout boogers
You get 'em everyday
Talkin' 'bout boogers, talkin' 'bout boogers, yeah, them boogers
They're here to stay
Verse 3
Well, some you dig for and some you can't find
Some are rock hard and some are slime
Some make you whistle when you try to sleep at night
But the ones I hate the most I suppose are the ones that hang to an hair in your nose
And you can't get 'em out no matter how hard you try
Chorus
Talkin' 'bout boogers, talkin' 'bout boogers, talkin' 'bout boogers
You get 'em everyday
Talkin' 'bout boogers, talkin' 'bout boogers, yeah, them boogers
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Talkin' 'bout boogers, talkin' 'bout boogers, yeah, them boogers
You get 'em everyday
Talkin' 'bout boogers, talkin' 'bout boogers, talkin' 'bout boogers
Chorus
And you can't get 'em out no matter how hard you try
But the ones I hate the most I suppose are the ones that hang to an hair in your nose
Some make you whistle when you try to sleep at night
Some are rock hard and some are slime
Well, some you dig for and some you can't find
Verse 3
They're here to stay
Talkin' 'bout boogers, talkin' 'bout boogers, yeah, them boogers
You get 'em everyday
Talkin' 'bout boogers, talkin' 'bout boogers, talkin' 'bout boogers
Chorus
And with one big "sniff" they'd go away
When your boogers would freeze and then they'd melt
You remember the winter, how cold the wind felt
Put 'em in your pocket, save it for a rainy day
Wiped on the sofa, smeared in the chair
They've been flicked on the seat, flung in the air
Verse 2
They're here to stay
Talkin' 'bout boogers, talkin' 'bout boogers, yeah, them boogers
You get 'em everyday
Talkin' 'bout boogers, talkin' 'bout boogers, talkin' 'bout boogers
Chorus
And with a smile on his face he flicks it right at me
On the end of his finger's a piece of his brain
When he pulls it out it's a picture of pain
I can't help but stare 'cause I can't believe what I see
His finger was buried right up to his knuckle
I rolled down the window and I started to chuckle
When the guy next to me had his finger up his nose and his face was all deranged
I was sittin' in my car waitin' for the light to change
Verse 1
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| TThe BBooger SSong |
| he ooger ong |
| hTe oBoger oSng |
| fhe vooger zong |
| fThe vBooger zSong |
| Tfhe Bvooger Szong |
| 5he googer wong |
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| 5The gBooger wSong |
| T5he Bgooger Swong |
| hhe nooger dong |
| hThe nBooger dSong |
| Thhe Bnooger Sdong |
| yhe hooger eong |
| yThe hBooger eSong |
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| Tyhe Bhooger Seong |
| 6he Boooger xong |
| 6The Boger xSong |
| T6he Booger Sxong |
| ghe Bkoger aong |
| gThe Bkooger aSong |
| Tghe Bokoger Saong |
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| rhe B9oger Soong |
| rThe B9ooger Sng |
| Trhe Bo9oger Snog |
| B0oger Skng |
| Te B0ooger Skong |
| Teh Bo0oger Sokng |
| Tje Bloger S9ng |
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| Tjhe Blooger S9ong |
| Thje Bologer So9ng |
| Tue Bioger S0ng |
| Tuhe Biooger S0ong |
| Thue Boioger So0ng |
| Tne Slng |
| Tnhe Slong |
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| Thne Bogoer Solng |
| Tbe Bokger Sing |
| Tbhe Siong |
| Thbe Bookger Soing |
| Tge Bo9ger Sonng |
| Sog |
| Thge Boo9ger Sogn |
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| Tye Bo0ger Somg |
| Somng |
| Thye Boo0ger Sonmg |
| Thee Bolger Sohg |
| Th Sohng |
| The Boolger Sonhg |
| Ths Boiger Sojg |
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| Thse Sojng |
| Thes Booiger Sonjg |
| Th3 Boogger Sobg |
| Th3e Booer Sobng |
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