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Two pints thanks mate... Cheers
So anyway... Umm
How does it go again man?
Starts on a little house
And then literally the, the government are tryina
Knock down this bastards house to build a, you know
Super freeway through it
Yeah...
He hasn't been payin his bills and that
He's a bit late on em, So what
And, While that happens - While they're tryin to do that
His mate, that he thought was a bit strange
But has always been from another galaxy (haha yeah)
Comes and goes
Oi bro, forget this sh*t - The world's about to fu*kin blow up bro
We need to get the f**k outta here
I know this alien race that's comin
And they're gonna blow the whole fuc*in thing up
What?
Now let's hitch-hike, I got this little ring on
And we'll get together and go
And this c*nts goin
Whatya talkin about man I'm tryin to save my home
And the guy, who's an alien, who's tryin to fu*kin tell him let's go
Is Mos Def
Bullsh*t
Oh dude he's so good man
It's such a classic film man
Are you serious?
It's one of the best thing's I've ever seen bro
What the f*ck?
Like seriously man,
I can't believe I've never heard of this
I'm not fu*kin with you at all
That's so, It's a trippy movie huh?
Yeah of course it is bro! It's an LSD trip bro!
Oh dude it's fu*kin, it's hilarious
So man when was this written?
Oh the book was probably done... 1969
Uh-huh
Then the movie, yeah the movie was just done now
But cause they, yeah because they needed the ummm
Big budget
They needed the technology mate,
cause you can't do a movie like that, you know what I mean?
Yeah
And so, he get's him up in this spaceship
BOOM! the fu*kin world blows up
And he's off, and he's goin, And Mos Def is sayin to him
Mate I'm sorry to tell you this, but,
Your on a spaceship that we've just hitch-hiked on
And the, your whole world has just blown up
What the f*ck...
Yeah... It's fuc*in heavy
Ahaha Oh fuc*in imagine if everythin blew up
F**kin oath
And you were up there...
That's nuts
Alright what've we got now?
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Alright what've we got now?
That's nuts
And you were up there...
F**kin oath
Ahaha Oh fuc*in imagine if everythin blew up
Yeah... It's fuc*in heavy
What the f*ck...
And the, your whole world has just blown up
Your on a spaceship that we've just hitch-hiked on
Mate I'm sorry to tell you this, but,
And he's off, and he's goin, And Mos Def is sayin to him
BOOM! the fu*kin world blows up
And so, he get's him up in this spaceship
Yeah
cause you can't do a movie like that, you know what I mean?
They needed the technology mate,
Big budget
But cause they, yeah because they needed the ummm
Then the movie, yeah the movie was just done now
Uh-huh
Oh the book was probably done... 1969
So man when was this written?
Oh dude it's fu*kin, it's hilarious
Yeah of course it is bro! It's an LSD trip bro!
That's so, It's a trippy movie huh?
I'm not fu*kin with you at all
I can't believe I've never heard of this
Like seriously man,
What the f*ck?
It's one of the best thing's I've ever seen bro
Are you serious?
It's such a classic film man
Oh dude he's so good man
Bullsh*t
Is Mos Def
And the guy, who's an alien, who's tryin to fu*kin tell him let's go
Whatya talkin about man I'm tryin to save my home
And this c*nts goin
And we'll get together and go
Now let's hitch-hike, I got this little ring on
What?
And they're gonna blow the whole fuc*in thing up
I know this alien race that's comin
We need to get the f**k outta here
Oi bro, forget this sh*t - The world's about to fu*kin blow up bro
Comes and goes
But has always been from another galaxy (haha yeah)
His mate, that he thought was a bit strange
And, While that happens - While they're tryin to do that
He's a bit late on em, So what
He hasn't been payin his bills and that
Yeah...
Super freeway through it
Knock down this bastards house to build a, you know
And then literally the, the government are tryina
Starts on a little house
How does it go again man?
So anyway... Umm
Two pints thanks mate... Cheers
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