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(Tim Johnson/Rory Lee/Paul Overstreet)
We don't like to go out shoppin',
We don't care what's on sale.
We just want to sit with a bag full of chips,
Watchin' the NFL.
When you come over at half-time,
An' say: "Does this dress fit too tight?"
We just look you in the eye with a big fat lie,
An say:"Uh, uh: Looks just right."
Well, that's the truth about men.
Yeah, that's the truth about us.
We like to hunt and golf on our days off,
Scratch, an' spit, an cuss.
It don't matter what line we hand you,
When we come draggin' in.
We ain't wrong; we ain't sorry,
An' it's probably gonna happen again.
We hate watchin' "Steel Magnolias".
We like "Rambo" an' "Die Hard 4".
Jump up and down like fools when we see the new tools,
At the Home Depot store.
We don't really wanna take you to dinner,
At some fancy restaurant.
The only reason we do is 'cause we know it leads to,
The one thing that we all want.
Well, that's the truth about men.
Yeah, that's the truth about guys.
We'd rather play guitars and work on cars,
Than work on the problems in our lives.
An' though we might say it to you,
Every now and then,
We ain't wrong; we ain't sorry,
An' it's probably gonna happen again.
Well, if you want to know what we're all thinkin',
It's nothing too complex.
It's just somethin' cold for drinkin',
And a whole lot of s-e......
Yes, that's the truth about men.
Yeah, that's the truth about us.
We like to hunt and golf an' drive around, lost,
Scratch, an' spit, an' a whole lot of other disgustin' stuff.
It don't matter what line we hand you,
When we come a-crawlin' in.
We ain't wrong; we ain't sorry,
An' it's probably gonna happen again.
We ain't wrong; we ain't sorry,
An' it's probably gonna happen;
Sure, it's gonna happen;
You know it's gonna happen again.
An' that's the truth about men.
You know it, son.
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You know it, son.
An' that's the truth about men.
You know it's gonna happen again.
Sure, it's gonna happen;
An' it's probably gonna happen;
We ain't wrong; we ain't sorry,
An' it's probably gonna happen again.
We ain't wrong; we ain't sorry,
When we come a-crawlin' in.
It don't matter what line we hand you,
Scratch, an' spit, an' a whole lot of other disgustin' stuff.
We like to hunt and golf an' drive around, lost,
Yeah, that's the truth about us.
Yes, that's the truth about men.
And a whole lot of s-e......
It's just somethin' cold for drinkin',
It's nothing too complex.
Well, if you want to know what we're all thinkin',
An' it's probably gonna happen again.
We ain't wrong; we ain't sorry,
Every now and then,
An' though we might say it to you,
Than work on the problems in our lives.
We'd rather play guitars and work on cars,
Yeah, that's the truth about guys.
Well, that's the truth about men.
The one thing that we all want.
The only reason we do is 'cause we know it leads to,
At some fancy restaurant.
We don't really wanna take you to dinner,
At the Home Depot store.
Jump up and down like fools when we see the new tools,
We like "Rambo" an' "Die Hard 4".
We hate watchin' "Steel Magnolias".
An' it's probably gonna happen again.
We ain't wrong; we ain't sorry,
When we come draggin' in.
It don't matter what line we hand you,
Scratch, an' spit, an cuss.
We like to hunt and golf on our days off,
Yeah, that's the truth about us.
Well, that's the truth about men.
An say:"Uh, uh: Looks just right."
We just look you in the eye with a big fat lie,
An' say: "Does this dress fit too tight?"
When you come over at half-time,
Watchin' the NFL.
We just want to sit with a bag full of chips,
We don't care what's on sale.
We don't like to go out shoppin',
(Tim Johnson/Rory Lee/Paul Overstreet)
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