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On The Road Again
Well, I woke up in the morning
There's frogs inside my socks
Your mama, she's a-hidin'
Inside the icebox
Your daddy walks in wearin'
A Napoleon Bonaparte mask
Then you ask why I don't live here
Honey, do you have to ask?
Well, I go to pet your monkey
I get a face full of claws
I ask who's in the fireplace
And you tell me Santa Claus
The milkman comes in
He's wearing a derby hat
Then you ask why I don't live here
Honey, how come you have to ask me that?
Well, I asked for something to eat
I'm hungry as a hog
So I get brown rice, seaweed
And a dirty hot dog
I've got a hole
Where my stomach disappeared
Then you ask why I don't live here
Honey, I gotta think you're really weird.
Your grandpa's cane
It turns into a sword
Your grandma prays to pictures
That are pasted on a board
Everything inside my pockets
Your uncle steals
Then you ask why I don't live here
Honey, I can't believe that you're for real.
Well, there's fist fights in the kitchen
They're enough to make me cry
The mailman comes in
Even he's gotta take a side
Even the butler
He's got something to prove
Then you ask why I don't live here
Honey, how come you don't move?
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Honey, how come you don't move?
Then you ask why I don't live here
He's got something to prove
Even the butler
Even he's gotta take a side
The mailman comes in
They're enough to make me cry
Well, there's fist fights in the kitchen
Honey, I can't believe that you're for real.
Then you ask why I don't live here
Your uncle steals
Everything inside my pockets
That are pasted on a board
Your grandma prays to pictures
It turns into a sword
Your grandpa's cane
Honey, I gotta think you're really weird.
Then you ask why I don't live here
Where my stomach disappeared
I've got a hole
And a dirty hot dog
So I get brown rice, seaweed
I'm hungry as a hog
Well, I asked for something to eat
Honey, how come you have to ask me that?
Then you ask why I don't live here
He's wearing a derby hat
The milkman comes in
And you tell me Santa Claus
I ask who's in the fireplace
I get a face full of claws
Well, I go to pet your monkey
Honey, do you have to ask?
Then you ask why I don't live here
A Napoleon Bonaparte mask
Your daddy walks in wearin'
Inside the icebox
Your mama, she's a-hidin'
There's frogs inside my socks
Well, I woke up in the morning
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