Ben Folds Five Bizzare Christmas Incident (OK Grandpa, let's tell them a little story about what happened this Christmas) Christmas eve I didn't get much sleep I kept hearing things Heavy breathing from the chimney Who could it be? In the morn I couldn't believe my eyes A whale of a corpse With a long white beard was dangling over the fire (Chorus) Santa he's a big fat f*uck Crawled down the chimney got his fat ass stuck Honey call the lawyers fast ‘Cause Mrs. Claus is gonna sue my ass (OK Grandpa, step up, sing in this thing right here, tell ‘em what you saw) Gotta tell you folks He wasn't wearing no clothes He musta rubbed a whole gallon of Crisco oil from his head down to his toes I was talking to the cops outside The dogs were lickin' Crisco off of his thighs They hauled him away in a double wide What a sad sad way to die (Chorus) Mirror lyrics: (Chorus) What a sad sad way to die They hauled him away in a double wide The dogs were lickin' Crisco off of his thighs I was talking to the cops outside He musta rubbed a whole gallon of Crisco oil from his head down to his toes He wasn't wearing no clothes Gotta tell you folks (OK Grandpa, step up, sing in this thing right here, tell ‘em what you saw) ‘Cause Mrs. Claus is gonna sue my ass Honey call the lawyers fast Crawled down the chimney got his fat ass stuck Santa he's a big fat f*uck (Chorus) With a long white beard was dangling over the fire A whale of a corpse I couldn't believe my eyes In the morn Who could it be? Heavy breathing from the chimney I kept hearing things I didn't get much sleep Christmas eve (OK Grandpa, let's tell them a little story about what happened this Christmas) Relevant Tags: BBizzare CChristmas IIncident izzare hristmas ncident iBzzare hCristmas nIcident vizzare fhristmas jncident vBizzare fChristmas jIncident Bvizzare Cfhristmas Ijncident gizzare xhristmas 9ncident gBizzare xChristmas 9Incident Bgizzare Cxhristmas I9ncident nizzare vhristmas lncident nBizzare vChristmas lIncident Bnizzare Cvhristmas Ilncident hizzare dhristmas oncident hBizzare dChristmas oIncident Bhizzare Cdhristmas Ioncident Biizzare Chhristmas kncident Bzzare Cristmas kIncident Bzizare Crhistmas Ikncident Bjzzare Cjristmas 8ncident Bjizzare Cjhristmas 8Incident Bijzzare Chjristmas I8ncident B9zzare Curistmas uncident B9izzare Cuhristmas uIncident Bi9zzare Churistmas Iuncident Blzzare Cnristmas Inncident Blizzare Cnhristmas Icident Bilzzare Chnristmas Icnident Bozzare Cbristmas Imcident Boizzare Cbhristmas Imncident Biozzare Chbristmas Inmcident Bkzzare Cgristmas Ihcident Bkizzare Cghristmas Ihncident Bikzzare Chgristmas Inhcident B8zzare Cyristmas Ijcident B8izzare Cyhristmas Bi8zzare Chyristmas Injcident Buzzare Chrristmas Ibcident Buizzare Chistmas Ibncident Biuzzare Chirstmas Inbcident Bizzzare Chdistmas Inccident Bizare Chdristmas Inident Bizzare Chrdistmas Inicdent Biazare Ch4istmas Infident Biazzare Ch4ristmas Infcident Bizazare Chr4istmas Incfident Biszare Chgistmas Inxident Biszzare Inxcident Bizszare Chrgistmas Incxident Bixzare Chtistmas Invident Bixzzare Chtristmas Invcident Bizxzare Chrtistmas Incvident Ch5istmas Indident Ch5ristmas Indcident Bizazre Chr5istmas Incdident Bizaare Chfistmas Inciident Chfristmas Incdent Bizzaare Chrfistmas Incdient Bizsare Cheistmas Incjdent Cheristmas Incjident Bizzsare Chreistmas Incijdent Bizxare Chriistmas Inc9dent Chrstmas Inc9ident Bizzxare Chrsitmas Inci9dent Chrjstmas Incldent Bizzre Chrjistmas Inclident Bizzrae Chrijstmas Incildent Bizzzre Chr9stmas Incodent Chr9istmas Incoident Bizzazre Chri9stmas Inciodent Bizzqre Chrlstmas Inckdent Bizzqare Chrlistmas Inckident Bizzaqre Chrilstmas Incikdent Bizzsre Chrostmas Inc8dent Chroistmas Inc8ident Bizzasre Chriostmas Inci8dent Bizzwre Chrkstmas Incudent Bizzware Chrkistmas Incuident Bizzawre Chrikstmas Inciudent Bizzxre Chr8stmas Inciddent Chr8istmas Incient Bizzaxre Chri8stmas Inciednt Bizzarre Chrustmas Incixent Bizzae Chruistmas Incixdent Bizzaer Chriustmas Incidxent Bizzade Chrisstmas Incieent Bizzadre Chritmas Inciedent Bizzarde Chritsmas Incideent

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