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The Universal Cynic
Catch a shooting star and put it in your pocket
And your pants will start on fire
One bird in the hand or two birds in the bush
Neither do you any good, when you're stuck in the quagmire
Show everyone you're not sure that they're telling the truth
Then you can be known as the universal cynic too
Benefit your fellow man with good deeds for the day
And you'll serve your life away
Pennies saved today are pennies still tomorrow
Strewn upon the desk, piled up in the paper weight
Show everyone you're not sure that they're telling the truth
Then you can be known as a universal cynic too
Wipe your opaque eyes and restore your crystal vision
Turn another cheek and exalt in your decision
A bit of exercise for the universal cynic in you
Early to bed and early to rise
Precludes you from seeing the most brilliant starry nights
Sticks and stones can break bones, words can't really hurt
Unless you carry guns and are hungry for a fight
Challenging the standards or questioning the established rules
Trying to understand how they can benefit you
Showing everyone you're not sure that they're telling the truth
Just a bit of exercise for the universal cynic in you
The universal cynic is you
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The universal cynic is you
Just a bit of exercise for the universal cynic in you
Showing everyone you're not sure that they're telling the truth
Trying to understand how they can benefit you
Challenging the standards or questioning the established rules
Unless you carry guns and are hungry for a fight
Sticks and stones can break bones, words can't really hurt
Precludes you from seeing the most brilliant starry nights
Early to bed and early to rise
A bit of exercise for the universal cynic in you
Turn another cheek and exalt in your decision
Wipe your opaque eyes and restore your crystal vision
Then you can be known as a universal cynic too
Show everyone you're not sure that they're telling the truth
Strewn upon the desk, piled up in the paper weight
Pennies saved today are pennies still tomorrow
And you'll serve your life away
Benefit your fellow man with good deeds for the day
Then you can be known as the universal cynic too
Show everyone you're not sure that they're telling the truth
Neither do you any good, when you're stuck in the quagmire
One bird in the hand or two birds in the bush
And your pants will start on fire
Catch a shooting star and put it in your pocket
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| Thbe Unbiversal Cytnic |
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| Thee Un9versal Cyhic |
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| Thse Unliversal |
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| Th3 Unoversal Cybic |
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| Thde Uniersal Cynlic |
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| Thwe Unibversal Cynoic |
| Thew Univbersal Cynioc |
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| Univgersal Cyni8c |
| Unifersal Cynuc |
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