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The Beer Song
Oh what is the malted-liquor
What gets you drunker quicker
What comes in bottles or in cans? (Beer!)
Can't get enough of it (Beer!)
How I really love it (Beer!)
Makes me think I'm a man
(Beer!) I could kiss and hug it (Beer!)
But I'd rather chug it (Beer!)
Fill my belly up to here (Beer!)
I could not refuse it (Beer!)
I could really use it (Beer!... Beer!...Beer!...)
I can't remember how much I have had
I drank a twelve-pack with my dad
That's my son the drunk and manly stud
I'm proud to be his bud
"Here have some pretzels"
"No, I'll call it quits. Those things give me the schlitz."
Drink with your family, drink it with your friends
Drink till you're fat, stomach distends
Beer is liquid bread it's good for you
We like to drink til we spew - ew!
Who cares if we get fat - I'll drink to that!
As we sing once more -
Oh what is the malted-liquor
What gets you drunker quicker
What comes in bottles or in cans? (Beer!)
Can't get enough of it (Beer!)
How I really love it (Beer!)
Makes me think I'm a man
(Beer!) I could kiss and hug it (Beer!)
But I'd rather chug it (Beer!)
Fill my belly up to here (Beer!)
Golly I adore it
Come on dammit pour it
Do it for me brew it for me
Feed it to me speed it to me
The most wonderful drink in the world - Hooray!!
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The most wonderful drink in the world - Hooray!!
Feed it to me speed it to me
Do it for me brew it for me
Come on dammit pour it
Golly I adore it
Fill my belly up to here (Beer!)
But I'd rather chug it (Beer!)
(Beer!) I could kiss and hug it (Beer!)
Makes me think I'm a man
How I really love it (Beer!)
Can't get enough of it (Beer!)
What comes in bottles or in cans? (Beer!)
What gets you drunker quicker
Oh what is the malted-liquor
As we sing once more -
Who cares if we get fat - I'll drink to that!
We like to drink til we spew - ew!
Beer is liquid bread it's good for you
Drink till you're fat, stomach distends
Drink with your family, drink it with your friends
"No, I'll call it quits. Those things give me the schlitz."
"Here have some pretzels"
I'm proud to be his bud
That's my son the drunk and manly stud
I drank a twelve-pack with my dad
I can't remember how much I have had
I could really use it (Beer!... Beer!...Beer!...)
I could not refuse it (Beer!)
Fill my belly up to here (Beer!)
But I'd rather chug it (Beer!)
(Beer!) I could kiss and hug it (Beer!)
Makes me think I'm a man
How I really love it (Beer!)
Can't get enough of it (Beer!)
What comes in bottles or in cans? (Beer!)
What gets you drunker quicker
Oh what is the malted-liquor
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| hTe eBer oSng |
| fhe veer zong |
| fThe vBeer zSong |
| Tfhe Bveer Szong |
| 5he geer wong |
| 5The gBeer wSong |
| T5he Bgeer Swong |
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| hhe neer dong |
| hThe nBeer dSong |
| Thhe Bneer Sdong |
| yhe heer eong |
| yThe hBeer eSong |
| Tyhe Bheer Seong |
| 6he Beeer xong |
| 6The Ber xSong |
| T6he Beer Sxong |
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| ghe Bser aong |
| gThe Bseer aSong |
| Tghe Beser Saong |
| rhe B3er Soong |
| rThe B3eer Sng |
| Trhe Be3er Snog |
| Bfer Skng |
| Te Bfeer Skong |
| Teh Befer Sokng |
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| Tje Brer S9ng |
| Tjhe Breer S9ong |
| Thje Berer So9ng |
| Tue B4er S0ng |
| Tuhe B4eer S0ong |
| Thue Be4er So0ng |
| Tne Bder Slng |
| Tnhe Bdeer Slong |
| Thne Beder Solng |
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| Tbe Bwer Sing |
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