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Particle Board
Well my baby came at me with a 2x4
So I fought her off with sandpaper
It was 60 grit, it was really rough
And it made a lot of sawdust
But we patched things up with love and glue
We went to the church and said "I do"
Our honeymoon was at a hardware store
Our love's a lot like particle board
Particle Board, it ain't got no grain
Unless you paint it with a darkwood stain
Particle Board, it doesn't take no brains to know that
Our love's a lot like particle board
Well I heard the train come rolling by
With cattle on board, so we decided
We should drop everything and hop that train
And take a one-way trip to the slaughterhouse
Well we stared at the cattle as they took the walk
To meet the man who worked the saw
We stared at the blood and the guts and the gore
It looked an awful lot like particle board
Particle Board, it ain't got no grain
Unless you paint it with a darkwood stain
Particle Board, it doesn't take no brains to know that
Our love's a lot like particle board
We made love on a flat bed truck
She worried about getting splinters in her butt
I said don't think about those problems when we rut
The deck's made of particle board
Ahh, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Particle board, you could make a dresser
Or a shelf or a hutch or an ottoman
You could leave it like it is or paint it up
It's still gonna be made of particle board
Particle board, it's useful stuff
It's stronger than glue, it's better than fluff
It sounds like a simile and that's enough
To say that our love's a lot like particle board
Our love's a lot like particle board
Our love's a lot like particle board
Our love's a lot like particle board
Ahh, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Particle Board!
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Particle Board!
Ahh, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Our love's a lot like particle board
Our love's a lot like particle board
Our love's a lot like particle board
To say that our love's a lot like particle board
It sounds like a simile and that's enough
It's stronger than glue, it's better than fluff
Particle board, it's useful stuff
It's still gonna be made of particle board
You could leave it like it is or paint it up
Or a shelf or a hutch or an ottoman
Particle board, you could make a dresser
Ahh, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
The deck's made of particle board
I said don't think about those problems when we rut
She worried about getting splinters in her butt
We made love on a flat bed truck
Our love's a lot like particle board
Particle Board, it doesn't take no brains to know that
Unless you paint it with a darkwood stain
Particle Board, it ain't got no grain
It looked an awful lot like particle board
We stared at the blood and the guts and the gore
To meet the man who worked the saw
Well we stared at the cattle as they took the walk
And take a one-way trip to the slaughterhouse
We should drop everything and hop that train
With cattle on board, so we decided
Well I heard the train come rolling by
Our love's a lot like particle board
Particle Board, it doesn't take no brains to know that
Unless you paint it with a darkwood stain
Particle Board, it ain't got no grain
Our love's a lot like particle board
Our honeymoon was at a hardware store
We went to the church and said "I do"
But we patched things up with love and glue
And it made a lot of sawdust
It was 60 grit, it was really rough
So I fought her off with sandpaper
Well my baby came at me with a 2x4
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