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| Mrs. Catto 
 Mrs. Catto gets up at eight
 When she hears her budgie
 She puts her glasses on her face
 So she can see her budgie
 
 She reads the horoscopes out loud
 She reads them to her budgie
 She puts on her favourite blouse
 And she shows it to her budgie
 
 Mrs. Catto loves her budgie
 Mrs. Catto loves her budgie
 Mrs. Catto loves her budgie
 Very very very very much
 
 Mrs. Catto calls her mom
 She talks about her budgie
 She writes a letter to someone
 She writes about her budgie
 
 Mrs. Catto takes a nap
 She dreams about her budgie
 She puts the birdcage on her lap
 And she pets her budgie
 
 Mrs. Catto loves her budgie
 Mrs. Catto loves her budgie
 Mrs. Catto loves her budgie
 Very very very very much
 
 Mrs. Catto makes a snack
 She feeds it to her budgie
 She picks up the neighbour's cat
 She feeds it to her budgie
 
 Jehovah's Witnesses drop by
 She feeds them to her budgie
 Mr. Brown stops by and says hi
 And she feeds him to her budgie
 
 Mrs. Catto loves her budgie
 Mrs. Catto loves her budgie
 Mrs. Catto loves her budgie
 Very very very very much
 
 (*spoken* Thank you for your time.)
 
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