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Baby Poo
I used to talk about politics, politics, politics,
I used to talk about politics but I don't anymore.
I used to talk about communism, socialism, capitalism
I used to talk about all those isms but now I'm a dad
And all I talk about is:
Baby poo, baby poo
All I talk about is baby poo
Baby poo, baby poo
All I talk about is baby poo
I used to rant about traffic problems,
fender benders, stupid signs
I used to fear an accident
But now I stay at home
And talk about:
Baby poo, baby poo
All I talk about is baby poo
Baby poo, baby poo
All I talk about is baby poo
Sometimes it's all brown and gooey
Sometimes it looks like dijon mustard
Sometimes it's like melted crayon
Sometimes it just smells like POO
I used to talk about philosophy,
Kafka, Descartes, Socrates
I used to think metaphysically
But now I think the world evolves around:
Baby poo, baby poo
All I talk about is baby poo
Baby poo, baby poo
All I talk about is baby poo
Sometimes it feels just like stucco
Sometimes it feels like jello pudding
Sometimes it's like avocado
Sometimes she just pees on me
I used to be real int'resting
Discussing issues of the day
But now I call up my MP
And tell her all about my baby poo
Baby poo, baby poo
All I talk about is baby poo
Baby poo, baby poo
All I talk about is baby poo(x2)
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All I talk about is baby poo(x2)
Baby poo, baby poo
All I talk about is baby poo
Baby poo, baby poo
And tell her all about my baby poo
But now I call up my MP
Discussing issues of the day
I used to be real int'resting
Sometimes she just pees on me
Sometimes it's like avocado
Sometimes it feels like jello pudding
Sometimes it feels just like stucco
All I talk about is baby poo
Baby poo, baby poo
All I talk about is baby poo
Baby poo, baby poo
But now I think the world evolves around:
I used to think metaphysically
Kafka, Descartes, Socrates
I used to talk about philosophy,
Sometimes it just smells like POO
Sometimes it's like melted crayon
Sometimes it looks like dijon mustard
Sometimes it's all brown and gooey
All I talk about is baby poo
Baby poo, baby poo
All I talk about is baby poo
Baby poo, baby poo
And talk about:
But now I stay at home
I used to fear an accident
fender benders, stupid signs
I used to rant about traffic problems,
All I talk about is baby poo
Baby poo, baby poo
All I talk about is baby poo
Baby poo, baby poo
And all I talk about is:
I used to talk about all those isms but now I'm a dad
I used to talk about communism, socialism, capitalism
I used to talk about politics but I don't anymore.
I used to talk about politics, politics, politics,
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