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+The Twelve Gifts of Christmas
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
A Japanese transistor radio.
On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Green polka-dot pajamas,
And a Japanese transistor radio.
(It's a Nakashuma.)
On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
A calendar book with the name of my insurance man,
Green polka-dot pajamas,
And a Japanese transistor radio.
(It's the Mark IV model. That's the one that's discontinued.)
On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
A simulated alligator wallet,
A calendar book with the name of my insurance man,
Green polka-dot pajamas,
And a Japanese transistor radio.
(And it comes in a leatherette case with holes in it,
so you can listen right through the case.)
On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
A statue of a lady, with a clock where her stomach ought to be,
A simulated alligator wallet,
A calendar book with the name of my insurance man,
Green polka-dot pajamas,
And a Japanese transistor radio.
(And it has a wire with a thing on one end that you
can stick in your ear, and a thing on the other end
that you can't stick anywhere, because it's bent.)
On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
A hammered aluminum nutcracker,
And all that other stuff,
And a Japanese transistor radio.
On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
A pink satin pillow that says San Diego, with fringe all around it,
And all that other stuff,
And a Japanese transistor radio.
On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
An indoor plastic birdbath,
And all that other stuff,
And a Japanese transistor radio.
On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
A pair of teakwood shower clogs,
And a Japanese transistor radio.
On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
A chromium combination manicure scissors and cigarette lighter,
And a Japanese transistor radio.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
An automatic vegetable slicer that works when you see it on television,
but not when you get it home,
And a Japanese transistor radio.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, although it may seem strange,
On the twelfth day of Christmas, I'm going to exchange:
An automatic vegetable slicer that works when you see it on television,
but not when you get it home,
A chromium combination manicure scissors and cigarette lighter,
A pair of teakwood shower clogs,
An indoor plastic birdbath,
A pink satin pillow that says San Diego, with fringe all around it,
A hammered aluminum nutcracker,
A statue of a lady, with a clock where her stomach ought to be,
A simulated alligator wallet,
A calendar book with the name of my insurance man,
Green polka-dot pajamas,
And a Japanese transistor radio.
Merry Christmas everybody!
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Merry Christmas everybody!
And a Japanese transistor radio.
Green polka-dot pajamas,
A calendar book with the name of my insurance man,
A simulated alligator wallet,
A statue of a lady, with a clock where her stomach ought to be,
A hammered aluminum nutcracker,
A pink satin pillow that says San Diego, with fringe all around it,
An indoor plastic birdbath,
A pair of teakwood shower clogs,
A chromium combination manicure scissors and cigarette lighter,
but not when you get it home,
An automatic vegetable slicer that works when you see it on television,
On the twelfth day of Christmas, I'm going to exchange:
On the twelfth day of Christmas, although it may seem strange,
And a Japanese transistor radio.
but not when you get it home,
An automatic vegetable slicer that works when you see it on television,
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
And a Japanese transistor radio.
A chromium combination manicure scissors and cigarette lighter,
On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
And a Japanese transistor radio.
A pair of teakwood shower clogs,
On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
And a Japanese transistor radio.
And all that other stuff,
An indoor plastic birdbath,
On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
And a Japanese transistor radio.
And all that other stuff,
A pink satin pillow that says San Diego, with fringe all around it,
On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
And a Japanese transistor radio.
And all that other stuff,
A hammered aluminum nutcracker,
On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
that you can't stick anywhere, because it's bent.)
can stick in your ear, and a thing on the other end
(And it has a wire with a thing on one end that you
And a Japanese transistor radio.
Green polka-dot pajamas,
A calendar book with the name of my insurance man,
A simulated alligator wallet,
A statue of a lady, with a clock where her stomach ought to be,
On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
so you can listen right through the case.)
(And it comes in a leatherette case with holes in it,
And a Japanese transistor radio.
Green polka-dot pajamas,
A calendar book with the name of my insurance man,
A simulated alligator wallet,
On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
(It's the Mark IV model. That's the one that's discontinued.)
And a Japanese transistor radio.
Green polka-dot pajamas,
A calendar book with the name of my insurance man,
On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
(It's a Nakashuma.)
And a Japanese transistor radio.
Green polka-dot pajamas,
On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
A Japanese transistor radio.
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
+The Twelve Gifts of Christmas
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