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Hail To Thee Fat Person
+Hail To Thee, Fat Person
I would like to explain how it came to pass that I got fat.
Ladies and gentlemen, I got fat as a public service.
When I was a child, my mother said to me,
"Clean the plate, because children are starving in Europe."
And I might point out that that was years before the Marshall Plan
was ever heard of.
So I would clean the plate, four, five, six times a day.
Because somehow I felt that that would keep the children from starving
in Europe.
But I was wrong. They kept starving. And I got fat.
So I would like to say to every one of you who is either skinny
or in some other way normal--
When you walk out on the street, and you see a fat person,
Do not scoff at that fat person. Oh no!
Take off your hat. Hold it over your heart.
Lift your chin up high. And in a proud, happy voice say to him,
"Hail to thee, fat person!
You kept us out of war!"
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You kept us out of war!"
"Hail to thee, fat person!
Lift your chin up high. And in a proud, happy voice say to him,
Take off your hat. Hold it over your heart.
Do not scoff at that fat person. Oh no!
When you walk out on the street, and you see a fat person,
or in some other way normal--
So I would like to say to every one of you who is either skinny
But I was wrong. They kept starving. And I got fat.
in Europe.
Because somehow I felt that that would keep the children from starving
So I would clean the plate, four, five, six times a day.
was ever heard of.
And I might point out that that was years before the Marshall Plan
"Clean the plate, because children are starving in Europe."
When I was a child, my mother said to me,
Ladies and gentlemen, I got fat as a public service.
I would like to explain how it came to pass that I got fat.
+Hail To Thee, Fat Person
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