Andrew Lloyd Webber - The Rum Tug Tugger

Andrew Lloyd Webber

The Rum Tug Tugger

The Rum Tum Tugger is a curious cat
If you offer me pheasant I'd rather have grouse
If you put me in a house I would much prefer a flat
If you put me in a flat then I'd rather have a house
If you set me on a mouse then I only want a rat
If you set me on a rat then I'd rather chase a mouse

The Rum Tum Tugger is a curious cat
And there isn't any need for me to shout it
For he will do as he do do
And there's no doing anything about it

The Rum Tum Tugger is a terrible bore

When you let me in, then I want to go out
I'm always on the wrong side of every door
And as soon as I'm at home, then I'd like to get about
I like to lie in the bureau drawer
And I make such a fuss if I can't get out

The Rum Tum Tugger is a curious cat

And there isn't any need for you to doubt it
For he will do as he do do
And there's no doing anything about it

The Rum Tum Tugger is a curious beast

My disobliging ways are a matter of habit
If you offer me fish then I always want a feast
When there isn't any fish then I won't eat rabbit
If you offer me cream then I sniff and sneer
For I only like what I find for myself
So you'll catch me in it right up to my ears
If you put it away on the larder shelf

The Rum Tum Tugger is artful and knowing
The Rum Tum Tugger

Doesn't care for a cuddle
But I'll leap upon your lap in the middle of your sewing
For there's nothing I enjoy like a horrible muddle

The Rum Tum Tugger is a curious cat
The Rum Tum Tugger doesn't care for a cuddle
The Rum Tum Tugger is a curious cat
And there isn't any need for me to spout it

For he will do as he do do

And there's no doing anything about - t it!

Mirror lyrics:

And there's no doing anything about - t it!

For he will do as he do do

And there isn't any need for me to spout it
The Rum Tum Tugger is a curious cat
The Rum Tum Tugger doesn't care for a cuddle
The Rum Tum Tugger is a curious cat

For there's nothing I enjoy like a horrible muddle
But I'll leap upon your lap in the middle of your sewing
Doesn't care for a cuddle

The Rum Tum Tugger
The Rum Tum Tugger is artful and knowing

If you put it away on the larder shelf
So you'll catch me in it right up to my ears
For I only like what I find for myself
If you offer me cream then I sniff and sneer
When there isn't any fish then I won't eat rabbit
If you offer me fish then I always want a feast
My disobliging ways are a matter of habit

The Rum Tum Tugger is a curious beast

And there's no doing anything about it
For he will do as he do do
And there isn't any need for you to doubt it

The Rum Tum Tugger is a curious cat

And I make such a fuss if I can't get out
I like to lie in the bureau drawer
And as soon as I'm at home, then I'd like to get about
I'm always on the wrong side of every door
When you let me in, then I want to go out

The Rum Tum Tugger is a terrible bore

And there's no doing anything about it
For he will do as he do do
And there isn't any need for me to shout it
The Rum Tum Tugger is a curious cat

If you set me on a rat then I'd rather chase a mouse
If you set me on a mouse then I only want a rat
If you put me in a flat then I'd rather have a house
If you put me in a house I would much prefer a flat
If you offer me pheasant I'd rather have grouse
The Rum Tum Tugger is a curious cat

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