Andrew Lloyd Webber - Macavity The Mystery Cat

Andrew Lloyd Webber

Macavity The Mystery Cat

Macavity!
Macavity's a Mystery cat: He's called the Hiddenpaw

For he's the master criminal who can defy the law
He's the bafflement of Scotland Yard, the Flying Squad's despair
For when they reach the scene of crime Macavity's not there!

Macavity, Macavity, there's no one like Macavity
He's broken every human law, he breaks the law of gravity
His powers of levitation would make a fakir stare
And when they reach the scene of crime Macavity's not there

You may seek him in the basement, you may look up in the air...
But I tell you once and once again, Macavity's not there!

Macavity's a ginger cat, he's very tall and thin
You would know him if you saw him for his eyes are sunken in
His brow is deeply lined in thought, his head is highly domed
His coat is dusty from neglect, his whiskers are uncombed
He sways his head from side to side, with movements like a snake
And when you think he's half asleep, he's always wide awake

Macavity, Macavity, there's no one like Macavity
He's a fiend in feline shape, a monster of depravity
You may meet him in a by - street, you may see him in the square
But when a crime's discovered then Macavity's not there!

He's outwardly respectable, I know he cheats ..at cards..
And his footprints are not found in any files of ..Scotland.. Yard's
And when the larder's looted ...or the jewel case is rifled
Or when the milk is missing or another peke's been stifled
Or the greenhouse glass is broken and the trellis past repair
There's the wonder of the thing Macavity's not there!

Macavity, Macavity, there's no one like Macavity
There never was a cat of such deceitfulness and suavity
He always has an alibi, and one or two to spare
What ever time the deed took place Macavity's not there!

And they say that all the cats whose wicked deeds are widely known
I might mention Mungojerrie, I might mention Griddlebone
Are nothing more than agents for the cat who all the time
Just controls the operations: the Napoleon of Crime!

Macavity, Macavity, there's no one like Macavity
He's a fiend in feline shape, a monster of depravity
You may meet him in a by - street, you may see him in the square
But when a crime's discovered then Macavity, Macavity
Macavity, Macavity
When a crime's discovered then Macavity's not there

Mirror lyrics:

When a crime's discovered then Macavity's not there
Macavity, Macavity
But when a crime's discovered then Macavity, Macavity
You may meet him in a by - street, you may see him in the square
He's a fiend in feline shape, a monster of depravity
Macavity, Macavity, there's no one like Macavity

Just controls the operations: the Napoleon of Crime!
Are nothing more than agents for the cat who all the time
I might mention Mungojerrie, I might mention Griddlebone
And they say that all the cats whose wicked deeds are widely known

What ever time the deed took place Macavity's not there!
He always has an alibi, and one or two to spare
There never was a cat of such deceitfulness and suavity
Macavity, Macavity, there's no one like Macavity

There's the wonder of the thing Macavity's not there!
Or the greenhouse glass is broken and the trellis past repair
Or when the milk is missing or another peke's been stifled
And when the larder's looted ...or the jewel case is rifled
And his footprints are not found in any files of ..Scotland.. Yard's
He's outwardly respectable, I know he cheats ..at cards..

But when a crime's discovered then Macavity's not there!
You may meet him in a by - street, you may see him in the square
He's a fiend in feline shape, a monster of depravity
Macavity, Macavity, there's no one like Macavity

And when you think he's half asleep, he's always wide awake
He sways his head from side to side, with movements like a snake
His coat is dusty from neglect, his whiskers are uncombed
His brow is deeply lined in thought, his head is highly domed
You would know him if you saw him for his eyes are sunken in
Macavity's a ginger cat, he's very tall and thin

But I tell you once and once again, Macavity's not there!
You may seek him in the basement, you may look up in the air...

And when they reach the scene of crime Macavity's not there
His powers of levitation would make a fakir stare
He's broken every human law, he breaks the law of gravity
Macavity, Macavity, there's no one like Macavity

For when they reach the scene of crime Macavity's not there!
He's the bafflement of Scotland Yard, the Flying Squad's despair
For he's the master criminal who can defy the law

Macavity's a Mystery cat: He's called the Hiddenpaw
Macavity!

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