Andrew Lloyd Webber - The Ad Dressing Of Cats

Andrew Lloyd Webber

The Ad Dressing Of Cats

You've heard of several kinds of cat
And my opinion now is that
You should need to interpreter to understand our character
You've learned enough to take the view
That cats are very much like you
You've seen us both at work and games
And learnt about our proper names
Our habits and our habitat
But how would you ad - dress a cat
So first, your memory I'll jog
And say: A cat is not a dog
So first, your memory I'll jog
And say: A cat is not a dog

With cats, some say, one rule is true
Don't speak 'till spoken to
Myself I do not hold with that
I say, you should ad - dress a cat
But always bear in mind that he resents familiarity
You bow, and taking off your hat, ad - dress him in this form "O Cat"!

Before a cat will condescend
To treat you as a trusted friend
Some little token of esteem is needed, like a dish of cream
And you might now and then supply
Some caviar or Strassburg pie
Some potted grouse or salmon paste
He's sure to have his personal taste

And so in time you reach your aim
And call him by his name

A cat's entitled to expect
These evidences of respect
So this is this and that is that
And there's how you ad - dress a cat

A cat's entitled to expect these evidences of respect
So this is this, and that is that
And there's how you ad - dress a cat

Mirror lyrics:

And there's how you ad - dress a cat
So this is this, and that is that
A cat's entitled to expect these evidences of respect

And there's how you ad - dress a cat
So this is this and that is that
These evidences of respect
A cat's entitled to expect

And call him by his name
And so in time you reach your aim

He's sure to have his personal taste
Some potted grouse or salmon paste
Some caviar or Strassburg pie
And you might now and then supply
Some little token of esteem is needed, like a dish of cream
To treat you as a trusted friend
Before a cat will condescend

You bow, and taking off your hat, ad - dress him in this form "O Cat"!
But always bear in mind that he resents familiarity
I say, you should ad - dress a cat
Myself I do not hold with that
Don't speak 'till spoken to
With cats, some say, one rule is true

And say: A cat is not a dog
So first, your memory I'll jog
And say: A cat is not a dog
So first, your memory I'll jog
But how would you ad - dress a cat
Our habits and our habitat
And learnt about our proper names
You've seen us both at work and games
That cats are very much like you
You've learned enough to take the view
You should need to interpreter to understand our character
And my opinion now is that
You've heard of several kinds of cat

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