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The Chanukah Song
Put on your yamakah
Here comes Chanukah
So much funukah
To celebrate Chanukah
Chanukah is
A Festival of Lights
Instead of one day of presents
We have eight crazy nights
When you feel like the only kid in town
Without a Christmas tree
Here's a list of people who are Jewish
Just like you and me
David Lee Roth lights the Menorah
So does James Caan, Kirk Douglas and the late Dinah Shore-ah
Guess who eats together at the Carnegie Deli?
Bowser from Sha na na and Arthur Fonzarelli
Paul Newman's half Jewish, Goldie Hawn's half too
Put them together: "What a fine looking Jew!"
You don't need "Deck the Halls" or "Jingle Bell Rock"
Cause you can spin a dreydel with Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock (both Jewish!)
Put on your yamakah
Its time for Chanukah
The owner of the Seattle Supersonic-ahs
Celebrates Chanukah
O.J. Simpson: NOT a Jew
But guess who is?: Hall-of-famer Rod Carew (he converted)
We got Ann Landers and her sister Dear Abby
Harrison Ford's a quarter Jewish--not too shabby!
Some people think that Ebenezer Scrooge is
Well he's not, but guess who is?: All three Stooges!
So many Jews are in showbiz
Tom Cruise isn't, but I heard his agent is
Tell your friend Veronica
Its time you celebrate Chanukah
I hope I get a harmonica
On this lovely, lovely Chanukah
So drink your gin and tonic-ah
and smoke your marijuani-kah
If you really, really wanna-kah
Have a happy, happy, happy, happy Chanukah
HAPPY CHANUKAH!
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HAPPY CHANUKAH!
Have a happy, happy, happy, happy Chanukah
If you really, really wanna-kah
and smoke your marijuani-kah
So drink your gin and tonic-ah
On this lovely, lovely Chanukah
I hope I get a harmonica
Its time you celebrate Chanukah
Tell your friend Veronica
Tom Cruise isn't, but I heard his agent is
So many Jews are in showbiz
Well he's not, but guess who is?: All three Stooges!
Some people think that Ebenezer Scrooge is
Harrison Ford's a quarter Jewish--not too shabby!
We got Ann Landers and her sister Dear Abby
But guess who is?: Hall-of-famer Rod Carew (he converted)
O.J. Simpson: NOT a Jew
Celebrates Chanukah
The owner of the Seattle Supersonic-ahs
Its time for Chanukah
Put on your yamakah
Cause you can spin a dreydel with Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock (both Jewish!)
You don't need "Deck the Halls" or "Jingle Bell Rock"
Put them together: "What a fine looking Jew!"
Paul Newman's half Jewish, Goldie Hawn's half too
Bowser from Sha na na and Arthur Fonzarelli
Guess who eats together at the Carnegie Deli?
So does James Caan, Kirk Douglas and the late Dinah Shore-ah
David Lee Roth lights the Menorah
Just like you and me
Here's a list of people who are Jewish
Without a Christmas tree
When you feel like the only kid in town
We have eight crazy nights
Instead of one day of presents
A Festival of Lights
Chanukah is
To celebrate Chanukah
So much funukah
Here comes Chanukah
Put on your yamakah
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